Author Topic: Storytime V2  (Read 1002 times)

so he proceeded to head to Radio shack

He farted and then.
stuff I'm out of ideas.
BOOM AND EXPLODING PILLOW FROM THE MATRESS STORE FLEW THROUGH THE TRASHCAN AND ZOOMED AND HIT THE STORE CLERK WHO HAD A KIDNEY DISEASE SO HE WASN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT TO THE TRASH CAN TO THROW AWAY HIS AAA BATTERIES FOR HIS VIBRATOR.

Then he got new headphones
(nice one dimitri you really messed stuff up)

He plugged them into his hole and started listening to arousing smooth jazz.

He then decided he would be the Phantom of the Headphone, and proceeded to attach to a random person and hypnotize them with special hypnotizing music!

But it failed!
ATTACK   PKMN
PACK      RUN

So he got the mail.

And the mail was a scripture that teleported him back into Chapter v1

And he just sat there wondering why he could not get ye flask, but then...

He fell into the blockland forums wondering what the hell this place is and then he met...