Omegle has a new feature

[Kumquat]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

You: I am david

Stranger: hello

Stranger: i am jeannete

You: david is pleased to meet you

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: from whre?

You: can david have your social security number?

You: david is waiting for an answer

[Ad Bot]

[Tømpson]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blockland.
You: asl
Stranger: nope
You: pls
You: stanger
Stranger: no dolan
You: STRANGER PLS
Stranger: i come from a land far away
You: brickland?
Stranger: close
You: legoworld?
Stranger: close
Stranger: actually, colder
You: legoworld in the winter?
Stranger: nope
You: brickland in the winter?
Stranger: A world ruled by the spot of bad
You: my blanket?
Stranger: right on target
You: barrel roll?
Stranger: nope
You: pls
You: Duckroll?
Stranger: nope
You: hints?
You: guess what?
Stranger: what
You: chiken fetus
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: wow deep
You: in other words eggs
You: eggs are chicken fetuses
Stranger: Mind = blown
You: the more you know right?
Stranger: right
You: left.
Stranger: middle?
You: Half way.
Stranger: Double?
You: Triple.
Stranger: !!!
You: Tricycle.
Stranger: Bicycle?
You: unicycle.
Stranger: Hoverbike
You: speeders
Stranger: sneakers.
You: boots.
Stranger: socks
You: puss in socks
Stranger: Shreck
You: donkey
Stranger: Muffin man
You: dough boy
Stranger: Dragon
You: drake
Stranger: josh?
You: Matt.
Stranger: potato
You: tomato.
Stranger: potato
You: tomato.
Stranger: poop.
You: urine
Stranger: well this was fun stranger buddy-O mine
You: Okay.
You: Forum name?
Stranger: Steve5451
You: Tompson.
Stranger: hai
You: Sup.
Stranger: yo
You: hello.
Stranger: hi
You: greetings
Stranger: salutations
You: forget.
Stranger: Tits
You: snake
Stranger: vagina
You: eurethra
Stranger: larvae
You: flies
Stranger: flower
You: Tree
Stranger: grass
You: weeds
Stranger: Wal-Mart
You: K mart
Stranger: Safeway
You: C stop
Stranger: Circle K
You: Shell
Stranger: QT
You: Home depot
Stranger: AutoZone
You: Lowes
Stranger: Walgreens
You: Drugs
Stranger: Pharmaceuticals
You: Pillz
Stranger: here
You: Louis
Stranger: Peter
You: james
Stranger: Bond
You: Gold finger
Stranger: hookers
You: Stds
Stranger: AIDS
You: Herpies
Stranger: Gingivitis
You: Toothbrush
Stranger: pasting
You: Washing
Stranger: hands
You: soap
Stranger: richard
You: testicals
Stranger: snake
You: Pootis
Stranger: rooster
You: rooster
Stranger: disco stick
You: Winkie
Stranger: face
You: HOW DARE YOU
You: butt
Stranger: stick
You: branch
Stranger: interesting...
You: fascination
Stranger: quite
You: Quiet
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: okay
You: alright
Stranger: kk
You: allowing
Stranger: refusing
You: Denying
Stranger: vaginal mesh
Stranger: what
You: carrot
Stranger: vagina boob
You: tits
Stranger: nip
You: milk gland
Stranger: asdasdff
You: ffdsadsa
Stranger: Well said...
You: Well catfish.
Stranger: Indeed
You: Indoubtable
Stranger: I've grown board of random words, Stranger. :c
Stranger: bored?
Stranger: bored
You: Boreeed
You: Bore?
Stranger: omegle
You: omega
Stranger: richard
Stranger: asdasdasd
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Stranger: yes
Stranger: asd
You: asdasdasdadsdadsdadsdada
Stranger: asd
asd
asd
You: stdstdstdstdstd
Stranger: welp, goodbye Stranger
You: byeses
Stranger: bai

[wound]

me and lord tony had a conversation :(

not ganna talk about it.

[Narkro555]

Both me and the stranger share the like "Jesus"

Stranger: Hello brother

You: HAIL SATAN

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[steve5451]

-snip-

hehe

[F-22 Raptor]

Well this didn't go as expected.

Stranger: Hiya, asl?
You: Gooby pls
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: no
You: gooby
You: please
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
Stranger: :)
You: GOOBY
You: PLEASE
Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
Stranger: ok :) Gimme a min, babe
You: da fuq i didnt even say anything
You: dis fake
You: k
You: dolan says dis fak
You: baie

[Night Fox]

me and this guy are currently talking about having love with dolphins

[Talent74]

Viewer Discretion is Advised.

[steve5451]

Yes

[wound]

me and this guy are currently talking about having love with dolphins

We don't need to know about your disgusting bestiality conversation lol.

[steve5451]

me and this guy are currently talking about having love with dolphins

hot

[Night Fox]

We don't need to know about your disgusting bestiality conversation lol.

well, ho, I'm not talking about actually having love with dolphins
just about how good it would feel. they have really good control over their vaginal muscles.
tbh, it's mostly conversation about the emotional part of it. dolphins get pretty attached.
it's kinda adorable, really

hot

you'd do it if you were truly given the chance~

[wound]

well, ho, I'm not talking about actually having love with dolphins

Well I'm pretty sure that is what you actually said.

just about how good it would feel. they have really good control over their vaginal muscles.
tbh, it's mostly conversation about the emotional part of it. dolphins get pretty attached.
it's kinda adorable, reallyyou'd do it if you were truly given the chance~

We don't need to know about your disgusting bestiality conversation lol.

[Night Fox]

Well I'm pretty sure that is what you actually said.

if it makes you feel any better, we're currently talking about beautiful sights and travel

[Muffin]

This guy is pretty awesome.

You: So I heard you like anime
Stranger: i do
Stranger: i hear you also like anime
You: I do too, whats your favorite show?
Stranger: of all time or right now?
You: Yea
You: Err
You: Of all time
Stranger: that's an extremely hard decision
Stranger: :o
You: What about right now :P
Stranger: easier, sakamichi no apollon
Stranger: i think of all time would probably be wolfs rain
You: Wolfs rain was the first anime I ever watched
You: Never finished it, I have it downloaded though
You: I watched it when I was like 4
Stranger: the ending
Stranger: is so
Stranger: emotional
You: I
You: Must
You: See it
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i'm a grown man
Stranger: and it still gets me
Stranger: every time
Stranger: seen the series at least 6 times
Stranger: still have the same reaction
You: stuff man
You: You got a MAL?
Stranger: and im a pretty emotionless bastard
Stranger: don't know the mal acronym
You: MyAnimeList.net?
Stranger: ahh yeah but i haven't updated it
Stranger: in forever