Worst/Most Embarrassing Childhood Moment?

[Placid]

ummm
in 4th grade this girl in 1st grade asked me to be her boyfriend and if we would get married when we were older
me being like 8 asked my mom and my mom being my mom told me that it would hurt her feelings if i said no
so i was "dating" a girl 3 years younger than me
riding ponies at her birthday parties
hanging out with her and her friends during lunch

painful memories, although her mom was cool and played duck hunt

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

^lmfao

oh my god that was good

[HellHound]

Me? Too many to count lol.

[Stick Man]

Ran around a living room naked during a game of Truth or Dare.

I was really stupid, and didn't have the common sense to not do it.

I was about 6 or so.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

My childhood is almost a blank for me. I don't know if stuff I think I remember is real or just a dream I had when I was a kid.

[Trogtor]

I flashed some girls in kindergarten

Oh god why

[_Rave_]

I flashed some girls in kindergarten

Oh god why

lmao

[Max4344]

Emergency personnel, and lots of them, came in.

And?

[Blocky943]

I was supposed to show the class that I could do a forward roll.
When I was upside down, I snapped my neck.
That hurt like forget.

[Legacy]

got accused of dry humping a girl in 5th grade.

[Isaac Fox]

Several kids at school asked if I was a virgin, and I said no, as I was completely unaware of its meaning.

[Skorpion]

Went skiing to italy. Scared of going on the slope.
Teacher used cords to strap my teddy to my chest.
I was 11. Classmates who went now and then ask how my teddy is.

[Col. Burton]

• I pissed myself in kindergarten waiting for some kid to get out of the bathroom
• I broke a girls arm dragging her on the floor, we were playing boys vs. girls
• when I was in kindergarten, at story time on the carpet my friend and I would hit each other in the nuts.
• This one kid and I were threatening each other playfully, then he tells on me when I say I will kill him with a pick axe. I got a referral, I was in 3rd grade.
• In 5th grade my friend and I would take stencil art and draw richards/tits on it.
• When I was 4, I got into my cabinets and put food coloring all over the floor.
• When I was 5, I gave my friend a lewinsky (don't ask)
• My first girlfriend was in 9th grade.

[HellHound]

• I pissed myself in kindergarten waiting for some kid to get out of the bathroom
• I broke a girls arm dragging her on the floor, we were playing boys vs. girls
• when I was in kindergarten, at story time on the carpet my friend and I would hit each other in the nuts.
• This one kid and I were threatening each other playfully, then he tells on me when I say I will kill him with a pick axe. I got a referral, I was in 3rd grade.
• In 5th grade my friend and I would take stencil art and draw richards/tits on it.
• When I was 4, I got into my cabinets and put food coloring all over the floor.
• When I was 5, I gave my friend a lewinsky (don't ask)
• My first girlfriend was in 9th grade.

How do you have a friend at 5 who asks for a lewinsky, like is that even possible?
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[Skorpion]

• When I was 5, I gave my friend a lewinsky (don't ask)

I'm actually interested in the story behind that.
If you explain what happened, someone will make up some bullstuff about you being a gay whore.