Funny omegle chats. v666

[CreamTurk3y]

Would this count as procrastination? I loaded up two web pages an this was the result.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blockland.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi there
Stranger: I'm CreamTurk3y
You: Hey....
You: so am i
Stranger: That's cool
You: I know right?
You: So I was wondering
You: I've neverhad cyber love before
Stranger: Well let's change that
You: ok
Stranger: *takes off shirt
You: Ohh lovey abs
You: *takes off shirt
Stranger: *takes off pants
Stranger: look at that
You: Oh baby
Stranger: *proceeds to violenty puncture the starfish with huge richard
You: oh
You: oh
You: oh
You: o
You: OHHHH!!!
Stranger: HERE IT COMES!!!
You: YES!
You: YESSS!!!
You: HARDER!!!!
Stranger: Is it the master?
You: YES!!!!
Stranger: OHAHAH!!!!
You: OHHH!
Stranger: *cums*
You: All over my facee....
Stranger: yeah....
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: aww....
You: Oh you're the master
You: Well I had fun!
You: Thanks for the virginity steal
Stranger: No problem big lips!
You: *blushes*
Stranger: Later
You have disconnected

[Ad Bot]

[Boston Terrier]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Which pet would you rather have?
Stranger: u
You: No pets listed?
Stranger: well i dont see a list do u?
You: No
You: Dumbass
You: I just said I didn't
You: Are you 5?
You: Only 5 year olds say "u" and not "you"
Stranger: no u just asked me if there was any
You: There you go again.
Stranger: im actually 18 but ive been using computers since i was 5 so yes it has become a habit by now
You: Really?
Stranger: if that bothers u , u should probably kill urself or atleast consider doing it
You: 13 years of computers and you can't even type the word you?
Stranger: i type around 90 words in a minute
Stranger: i mean real words
You: LOOK! atleast isn't a word
Stranger: pardon my, im finnish so i might not speak perfect english
Stranger: me*
You: cat
YOU HAVE DISCONNECTED

[CreamTurk3y]

i think u mad this up. u hav disconnected isnt caps

[Blocko 3D]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why does Stranger 1 disconnect so much?

Stranger 1: Because they suck.

Stranger 2: he's a huge friend

Stranger 1: Ohwait.

Stranger 1: crap.

Stranger 2: one of us...

Stranger 1: IT'S YOU

Stranger 2: NO MAN ITS YOU

Stranger 1: I'M NOT A MAN

Stranger 1: YOU'RE A MAN

Stranger 2: YEAH BUT YOURE STRANGER 1

Stranger 1: NO. I'M STRANGER 5

Stranger 2: CAPSLOCK SURE MAKES THINGS OVEREXADURATED

Stranger 2: I CANT SPELL stuff

Stranger 1: NO IT MAKES IT loveIER THAN NORMAL TEXT

Stranger 2: look how lovey the following sentence is:

Stranger 2: I ONCE TOOK A stuff IN MY GRANDMAS MOUTH

Stranger 2: lovey, right?

Stranger 1: NO

Stranger 1: IT'S FUGLY

Stranger 2: YOURE JUST forgetED UP IF THAT DOESNT TURN YOU ON

Stranger 1: NOTHING TURNS ME ON

Stranger 1: AHHHHHH MY DOG WON'T GET OF ME

Stranger 2: huh?

Stranger 1: LICKING MY FACE.

Stranger 2: THAT IS SO loveY

Stranger 1: NO IT'S NOT

Stranger 1: MY DOG IS NOT loveY

Stranger 2: BUT ITS TOUNGE IS

Stranger 1:

Stranger 1: NO

Stranger 1: IT'S SLOBBER

Stranger 2: loveIEST SALIVA TO EVER EMERGE FROM A DOG

Stranger 2: 10/10

Stranger 1: MY DOG IS A LESBIAN

Stranger 2: OH BOY I AM ROCK HARD

Stranger 1: LOL WTF

Stranger 2: i was referring to my reproducing organ being erect

Stranger 1: Erect = Extra tribal encores can't tan

Stranger 2: so... my richard is extra tribal encores cat tan

Stranger 2: cant

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: ...oh my god! you are right

Stranger 1: ofc I am

Stranger 2: should i visit a doctor?

Stranger 1: Probably

Stranger 2: HEY DOC MY richard IS ERECT! HELP ME

Stranger 1: Is your doctor hot?

Stranger 2: If you find 55 year old fat men hot... then yes

You have disconnected.

I was expecting something totally different.

[steve5451]

Stranger 1: BARRELS IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!!!!!!

Stranger 1: :3

Stranger 2: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE, SON?!?!?!?

Stranger 1: BUT DAAAAD!

Stranger 2: forget YOU I WISH YOU WERE ABORTED

Stranger 1: ARGU DAD MY ARMS NOOOO!

Stranger 1: BUT DADDY I LOVE YOU

Stranger 2: SON YOU DISAPPOINT ME

Stranger 1: DAD I LOVE YOUUU!

Stranger 2: THATS WHY I BECAME A FOUNTAIN

Stranger 1: NOOOOOO

Stranger 1: DAD LOOK I MADE IT

Stranger 1: HAHAHA YES

Stranger 2: SON YOURE A loving DISGRACE

Stranger 1: DAD I LOVE YOU, KISS MEH!

Stranger 2: NO IM NOT KISSING MY GAY SON

Stranger 1: DAD I LOVE YOU, WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME

Stranger 2: BECAUSE I HAVE STEPHANO.

Stranger 1: NOOOOOO

Stranger 2: youre having a pewdiegasm.

Stranger 1: IT'S BECAUSE OF THE BARRELS ISN'T IT?!

Stranger 2: AND THE CHAIRS

Stranger 1: I love pewdiepie, he's so hot

Stranger 1: I NEVER TRUSTED YOU CHAIRS!

Stranger 1: BARRELS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?M

Stranger 2: AND THE BIKE

Stranger 2: THE BIKE'S IN ON IT TOO

Stranger 1: OH BIKE, I LOVE YOU

Stranger 1: MWUAH MWUAHAHAHA KISS THE BIKE, OH YES HUMP IT

Stranger 2: forget THAT BIKE IN THE ASS

Stranger 1: HUMP IT GOOD

Stranger 2: NICE AND HARD

Stranger 1: DAAAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?M

Stranger 1: SHUT UP SON I DON'T CARE!

Stranger 2: SON TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK

Stranger 1: DAAAD NOOOOOO!

Stranger 2: THIS IS HOW YOU WERE BORN

Stranger 1: WHAT I WAS BRON FROM A BIKE?

Stranger 2: THATS RIGHT SON

Stranger 1: NOOOOOOO

Stranger 2: NO WOMAN WOULD WANT YOU IN HER WOMB

Stranger 2: SO I HAD TO forget A BIKE

Stranger 1: DAD THAT'S SO MEAN,

Stranger 1: DADWHY DO YOU HATE ME

Stranger 1: I LOVE YOU DAD!

Stranger 2: SON I JUST DONT CARE

[steve5451]

I just had an interesting chat with someone. First we started out arguing about mlp, then we ended up taking a deep look into the history of man.

also, bump.

EDIT:

Question to discuss:
Will you please stop it with the richard jokes? They were never really that funny.

You: Don't be a richard
You: You could have just been erect about it.
You: It's not that hard
Stranger: HEY WHAT'S LONG, HARD AND HAS A LOT OF SEMEN IN IT?
You: ...What?
Stranger: A SUBMARINE
You: NICE
Stranger: PEACE mondayS

:o

[Butler]

I scared someone... well it sure looks like I scared her..

[steve5451]

She looks like she's laughing.
I don't know.

[BanishedLetters]

oh my god butler lol

nice job

[Lil D]

Strangers are so gullible.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Sup brother
You: Would you like to discuss the paranormal properties contained in seaweed
Stranger: WTF o.o
You: I knew you would say that.
Stranger: Only cuz its odd
You: I have a laboratory in which I use several tanks filled with water to test different samples of seaweed to see their paranormal effects on their environment.
Stranger: But aint paranormal like Ghosts & stuff
Stranger: ??
You: Well.
You: Hmm...
You: All forms of life give off faint traces of photonic energy that can only be captured by specific types of cameras
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ha ha.

[kidplasma]

Someone try to find me. In the intrest put DOOOOOOOOOOONUTS.

[Cookieman4276]

http://logs.omegle.com/97a189
Why me..

[300spartan]

I'm on, who else?

[steve5451]

I'm always on bb

[Lil D]

I'm always on bb

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