My cousin is trying to grab my richard

[james4115]

To clear things up since I went to sleep: The whole wife thing is a reference to when I get married, my cousin is 22, and I forgot to mention that kicking him in the balls doesn't do anything to him, because he got so used to it form his girlfriends doing it to him, that he likes the pain. GETTIGN KICKED IN THE BALLS TURNS HIM ON. WHAT THE forget MAN?

special interestes sure can be weird things huh

pepper spray

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[TeslaCoil]

Tell the idiot to back off.

[Planr]

tell your parents about it. let them know whats happening and keep a tazer on you

[Frontrox]

To clear things up since I went to sleep: The whole wife thing is a reference to when I get married, my cousin is 22, and I forgot to mention that kicking him in the balls doesn't do anything to him, because he got so used to it form his girlfriends doing it to him, that he likes the pain. GETTIGN KICKED IN THE BALLS TURNS HIM ON. WHAT THE forget MAN?

Sorry but, this made me laugh

[Kilser]

Knock him out next time.

[Tetris]

Close your eyes and loving take it

[Mr. Jelly]

Wait for him to go to sleep and then fap on his face


then put teashade sunglasses on him


and record it and put it on some youtube research equivalent

[PowerDag]

sitch loveuality
(look it up on tvtropes)

[Talent74]

Kick him in the balls so hard that they rocket out of his mouth and disappear into the sky.

[Kevso]

My 2 cousins try to grab my ass and to grab my richard.Bitch Slap, and move on.

[Ipquarx]

he likes pain.
GETTIGN KICKED IN THE BALLS TURNS HIM ON.

[PowerDag]

god damn you guys i want your cousins. gays don't get gay cousins :(

[Mr. Jelly]

Well someone's never heard of BDSM

[Alyx Vance]

I know that feel.
My supposedly straight cousin (my ass) takes and goes for my richard all the time.
That or my balls and tits..
Then he rubs up on me all like "ey baby" and then he goes and calls me a friend -_-
He's #1 hypocrite # loving ONE

Also if he likes pain stab him, he'll get a uber erection making his richard blow up.

[PowerDag]

masochism is understandable but god damn

he likes having his testicles crushed

the thought of that makes me clutch my groin in agony