Tell secrets you would never tell anyone besides random dudes on the internet.

[Camera]

I tell a lot of people on the internet that I am a dragon, and not in real life because they can already see that I am. :)

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[Alyx Vance]

I tell a lot of people on the internet that I am a dragon, and not in real life because they can already see that I am. :)

picz or u r lier


But I really hope your joking, if not then you got some issues.
Love the avatar btw.

[Camera]

Dragons don't tell lies bro. I am clinically sane. :)

Thanks.

[ºQuanticº]

I am a brony. lol

[Frontrox]

Liar!

[Alyx Vance]

HAX!
Bronies are just a myth!

[Clone v.117]

Find hentai hotter than real life often, ran around a park naked and took a dump on a cricket pitch (was drunk and didn't realize i hadn't whiped until the morning...) immense fear of statues, hebephile, incest is hot as forget, watched the whole first series of mlp but didn't find it anywhere near good enough to become a brony, had a threesome with my best friend and 13 year old hippie at a music festival, being shot makes me bleed.

ITT: people thinking smoking and drugs are big secrets.
Also shoving stuff in your ass.

[Col. Burton]

Oh yeah I can do better!

• Smokes cigarettes
• Smokes weed
• Deals drugs
• I carry a knife to school daily
• I always have weed on me, always.
• I've given a blow job to 2 people.
• I almost had a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend
• My pothead friends are jealous of my pipe
• 25% gay, 75% straight (bi)
• My friend and I were trying to get pressure (good weed) and we almost got shot
• I actually have sucked my richard before
• My max fap was 8 times a day
• I put a condom on pipe and use it as a carrot sometimes

TOP THAT cigaretteS.

[ShadowsfeaR]

I love sweet Draenei research.

[Alyx Vance]

Oh yeah I can do better!

• Smokes cigarettes
• Smokes weed
• Deals drugs
• I carry a knife to school daily
• I always have weed on me, always.
• I've given a blow job to 2 people.
• I almost had a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend
• My pothead friends are jealous of my pipe
• 25% gay, 75% straight (bi)
• My friend and I were trying to get pressure (good weed) and we almost got shot
• I actually have sucked my richard before
• My max fap was 8 times a day
• I put a condom on pipe and use it as a carrot sometimes

TOP THAT cigaretteS.

Oh forget you man.



I also forgot to mention these few:
Carries knife to school
Has had police called on him
Never had a first kiss
Virgin

[Mulch]

I regret posting this because it feels too much like a cry of sympathy.

[Becquerel]

Oh yeah I can do better!

• Smokes cigarettes
• Smokes weed
• Deals drugs
• I carry a knife to school daily
• I always have weed on me, always.
• I've given a blow job to 2 people.
• I almost had a threesome with my girlfriend and my best friend
• My pothead friends are jealous of my pipe
• 25% gay, 75% straight (bi)
• My friend and I were trying to get pressure (good weed) and we almost got shot
• I actually have sucked my richard before
• My max fap was 8 times a day
• I put a condom on pipe and use it as a carrot sometimes

TOP THAT cigaretteS.

good god

[ºQuanticº]

• Im a brony.
• I like Hentai better than Regular research.
• Some guy tried to Blow me once.
• Im not a virgin.
• My (ex)GF's a slut. (Found her blowing a other dude on Valentines day)
• I smoked once.
• I set the woods on fire and arrested once.
• I did bathsalts when i saw 'The Docters' face.

[Port]

• I'm space.
• I've killed two people.

[Alyx Vance]

• I'm space.
• I've killed two people.

I'm actually space core.