Tell secrets you would never tell anyone besides random dudes on the internet.

[james4115]

my zipper was open and i flung out my weiner lmfao.

how is that hard to understand?

i think you're missing out on some details here

[Ad Bot]

[wound]

i used to b a advntrur lik u
until i tok a aro to duh ne

that is almost a year old ;_;
please stop.

[steve5451]

my zipper was open and i flung out my weiner lmfao.

how is that hard to understand?

I would just consider that a lewinsky.
The way you worded it, it sounded like you kept clothed the entire time.

[._maxwell23461_.]

that is almost a year old ;_;
please stop.

but it rly hapend!!111
it hrut

[wound]

i think you're missing out on some details here

all you need to know is that i met some hot girl(probably a whore) and she sucked me lmfao.

but it rly hapend!!111
it hrut

bug off.

I would just consider that a lewinsky.
The way you worded it, it sounded like you kept clothed the entire time.

looks like i take my richard out better than i word things :(

[._maxwell23461_.]

bug off.

but you can't bug off
if you bugged off there would be no bugs.
and we needs some bugs to keep flowers and trees living

[wound]

but you can't bug off
if you bugged off there would be no bugs.
and we needs some bugs to keep flowers and trees living

smartass lol.

[Decepticon]

I used to be a furry
those times are over with now
maibe
I used to think fapping meant pissing.

[Legodude77]

I have a transformation special interest.

[steve5451]

I used to be a furry
those times are over with now

Although I did tell my best friend when he admitted he was.

[Mr.Noßody]

I hate most everything.

[Superbot]

i think gotye is good.

[HellHound]

I have told lies about my age and convinced people for three years.

[ultimamax]

I USED TO BE 11

[james4115]

I USED TO BE 11