Tell secrets you would never tell anyone besides random dudes on the internet.

[Littledude]

I have jerked off in 80% of the building I have been in on a regular basis.
Including schools, stores, other peoples houses.
what's funny is this thread is kind of weird for me because I have an irl friend on the forum.

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[james4115]

Well perhaps a bit more.

DAMN SON

[LawtyLawt]

Eat it as a popsicle   

I just found the skeleton.
I feel bad now.

[james4115]

I have jerked off in 80% of the building I have been in on a regular basis.
Including schools, stores, other peoples houses.
what's funny is this thread is kind of weird for me because I have an irl friend on the forum.

yes but

have you jerked off in their house
yet

[LawtyLawt]

I jerked off in a cup, made milkshake, and offered it to a classmate which I happen to hate.
It was a girl too.

[Cookiez664]

I'm a dragon

[Littledude]

yes but

have you jerked off in their house
yet

I've started to, but stopped mid process

[LawtyLawt]

I've started to, but stopped mid process

CONTINUE?
>YES  NO

[james4115]

I've started to, but stopped mid process

YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED

[LawtyLawt]

YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED

I bet he stopped because his friend couldn't see his majestic volcano erupt.

[james4115]

I bet he stopped because his friend couldn't see his majestic volcano erupt.

>ask about a pill bottle in medicine cabinet
>friend opens door
>various sound effects, moaning screaming etc.

[LawtyLawt]

>ask about a pill bottle in medicine cabinet
>friend opens door
>various sound effects, moaning screaming etc.

>Stopping
>Soulful staring into each other's eyes
>Eyes go south
>Majestic fleshy rod spotted
>"YOU IDIOT! IF YOU WANTED TO, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!"

[james4115]

>Stopping
>Soulful staring into each other's eyes
>Eyes go south
>Majestic fleshy rod spotted
>"YOU IDIOT! IF YOU WANTED TO, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME!"

>"QUICKLY, INTO THE SHOWER SO WE WON'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP LATER"

[LawtyLawt]

>"QUICKLY, INTO THE SHOWER SO WE WON'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP LATER"

>"Let's start off by cleaning~"

[james4115]

this is really weird

but probably not as weird to me as how weird it is to littledude
there's no reason to call him littledude