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GO AHEAD SON CORN FUFILL YOUR FATHERS DUTY'S ON MY LUSCHIOUS CORN BODY, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FAVORITE BUTTER ON ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE SON CORN


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what's three times more dangerous than a war?
three wars

what do you call a loveually aroused rhinoceros
horny

what's three times hornier than a rhinoceros
a tricerotops

what is a larger phallic symbol than the previous two
a giraffe

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not suzy.


why did the chicken cross the road

to get away from the black man :cookieMonster:

corny joke ahead

horny joke behind

what did the white man say to the black man

"you brotherr whats up dog?"
and then the black man says
"white people, dawg."

A horse walks into a bar

what did the ocean say to the other ocean

nothing they just waved

whats the difference between a ferrari and a box of dead babies

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them