Author Topic: STALKER: Убирайся отсюда, Сталкер  (Read 7171 times)

Убирайся отсюда, Сталкер.(Get out of here, Stalker.)


Prepare your star fish for the most atmospheric game you've ever played. Just imagine FO3 but not LOLSOGORY!XD and even better. It's based in the  zone, where you co-exist with STALKERS of many types. Be it loners, Duty, Freedom, or the  nerdy scientists. There is the military and bandits too but holy stuff don't even mess with them YOU GET THIS DRILLED INTO YOUR HEAD FOR A REASON, JUST SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!

There are lots of anomalies and you must master them to live in the zone. You must learn to see the distortion in the air and avoid it like a cat. You must learn how to master your fears of the super spooky mutants and shoot them right in the face or DIE!(Such is life in the zone)

For instance there are Bloodsuckers which are invisible octo-dads with a taste FOR BLOOD! There are  Pseudo-Dogs and Blind Dogs and and just paly the game it's a good one.

If you aren't a complete rookie tourist scumbag you'll want to download AMK and AMK armory to give an exciting edge to this awesome god damned game. It makes the game VERY hard but that works both ways. It makes your weapons less accurate but harder hitting, but this also effects your enemies so you gotta be careful because generally if they have an automatic weapon or a shotgun and they hit you, you are forgeted as hell and you are lost to the zone.

If you ARE a complete rookie tourist scumbag then download COMPLETE, which makes the game all bright and fancy~~~~~ AND ALSO WAY loving EASIER! All loving weapons are 100% god damned accurate and enemies don't ~bother~ wasting ammo on that guy three feet away because they ~~~might~~~ miss oh my!!!(They don't fire unless it's an easy shot and it's going to hit you in the loving pinkey toe)

Here is a more in-depth guide on how to work the AMK mod, I'm not even going to bother with the COMPLETE mod because honestly it's not worth your time when it makes the game so loving easy you shouldn't bother.

http://www.mediafire.com/?8wm243dsc0dlwm7 is the AMK link in the picture~

And on a last note; PLAY ON MASTER DIFFICULTY! YOU DO NOT NEED THE CROSS HAIR IT IS A CRUTCH AND WHY WOULD YOU EVER SHOOT FROM THE HIP UNLESS SOMETHING IS SO CLOSE YOU DON'T NEED A CROSSHAIR EVER PLS NO

Helpless people addition!!! Here are the steam store links jesus:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/4500/  -Shadow of Chernobyl-
http://store.steampowered.com/app/20510/ -Clear Sky-
http://store.steampowered.com/app/41700/ -Call of Pripyat

YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1b2GLzDUA -This is the most ambiance one game can even take
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 09:49:11 PM by DnaUnstable »

Holy stuff.
HOLY forget

do we need the game to play this or is a standalone mod

nevermind i read the good to know section and it says you do so i need to get this game lol
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 04:16:17 AM by CopBlock »

Also, this mod is for SoC

There are three games so far in the STALKER series, but start with SoC first as it is the first game.

Couldn't you have described one of my favourite games without substituting punctuation for profanity?

Couldn't you have described one of my favourite games without substituting punctuation for profanity?
yeah, I always find it unnecessary when someone talks about something in comparison they use an obnoxious dialect to further their point.
"<example a>, WOW WHAT A pusillanimous individual GAME LOOK AT THIS YOU DO <something-a> HOLY forget <something-a> WHAT A GAY WAY TO PLAY A GAME. OH YEAH CHECK OUT <example b> YOU loving DO A SIMILAR THING BUT loving forget IT'S loving BETTER forget YEAH BEER VIOLENCE YEAH HARDCOOOORE"

I appreciate someone's enjoyment or adherence to a game but  I'd think they'd make people look at them with higher regards if they didn't discuss these topic in such a childish manner.

I played Shadow of Chernobyl for a while but I never really got far with it. I might pick it up again over these holidays.
Also what's the topic actually meant to show us? The game, the mod, or what? It doesn't help that the thread title is just a quote from the game :/

Couldn't you have described one of my favourite games without substituting punctuation for profanity?

That's what I was going for, deal with it. It's not like I speak like that every time, it's just fun.
There, I ~fixed~ it.

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Also what's the topic actually meant to show us? The game, the mod, or what? It doesn't help that the thread title is just a quote from the game :/

It's for STALKER in general jesus don't be so thick
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 11:02:54 AM by DnaUnstable »

steam store page links recommended

steam store page links recommended

You guys are really helpless aren't you?


Does it keep Shadow of Chernobyl as a weird as hell corridor-based shooter, or open it up more like the other one?

Does it keep Shadow of Chernobyl as a weird as hell corridor-based shooter, or open it up more like the other one?

Shadow of Chernobyl is the most open world one, and considered the best for exploration and FUN

Shadow of Chernobyl is the most open world one, and considered the best for exploration and FUN
Bought it today with money from a birthday card I opened a day early.

Bought it today with money from a birthday card I opened a day early.

Play it vanilla if you really want the original experience. I for one didn't really care and downloaded AMK right away. I really love how tough it makes the game.

Enjoy, fellow stalker.

How can It get HARDER?
Stalker difficulty and I have to stand infront of someone to actually loving hit them.
Also Spetsnaz keeps bum loving the starting area after I wiped out the military checkpoint at the downed bridge.

can we have the download for the mod?