The best ways to legally repel salesmen/Jehova's witnesses

[Alyx Vance]

when they come to the door pour gasoline on them

Fixed.

[Ad Bot]

[Mrhappy787]

i don't think anyone's ever come to my house to scary. scarying is a stupid thing to do at a house

stuff forgot a comma

[Alyx Vance]

stuff forgot a comma

Proof that comma's are important!

[Cargøn]

when they come to the door pour goat blood on them

I tried that, but they just turned into succubi.

[Katadeus]

Proof that comma's are important!

Proof that apostrophes are misused.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

I tried that, but they just turned into succubi.

is that a bad thing

[Alyx Vance]

Proof that apostrophes are misused.

Proof that people like to prove other people proofs.

PROOFCEPTION

[shyGriff]

stuff forgot a comma

still misspelled "too"

[Alteration]

Set up a tripwire that's visible from a distance that looks like it's connected to explosives or something.

[Alyx Vance]

When they open the door point a shotgun at them and say "I don't take kindly to your kind here mister"

[Mr Man]

I read as legally rape

[TeslaCoil]

When they open the door point a shotgun at them and say "I don't take kindly to your kind here mister"

You're not funny.

[Alyx Vance]

You're not funny.

Who said I was trying to be funny?
Getting a weapon pointed at you is no laughing matter.

[Stocking]

when they come to the door pour goat blood on them

i do that to people in the streets who wear fur coats

[Cargøn]

Man this thread attracts a lot of weirdos. I'm so happy!