Author Topic: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL  (Read 2952 times)

holy stuff, better watch the forget out.

noedit: omg that's on my cousin's birthday

Jesper P. Lundström
I'm just glad that 900 christians will die
1 · 52 seconds ago

no no no.
jesus will wreck the car just as much as we wrecked our society with the this bullstuff bearded man in the sky.

Im gonna need a stuff load of popcorn....

« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 04:18:22 PM by Jairo »

i dunno if i trust jesus to drive. he was a walking kinda guy

i dunno if i trust jesus to drive. he was a walking kinda guy
Walkin' on water, swimmin' in grass.

cause dats how i roll.

Walkin' on water, swimmin' in grass.

cause dats how i roll.
skatein' on a cloud

skatein' on a cloud
flyin' planes into sidewalks


das how i roll

survival of the fittest?
charles darwin?
Ah, Yes! Its Darwin's Theory of quantum physics something

SOUNDS TOTALLY LEGIT QUALITY TOPIC RIGHT HERE FOLKS

I hope this is a joke ._.


I'm a Christian but that is stupid beyond belief. The whole point of God protecting you is if you happen to be in a troublesome situation not if you fabricate it yourself. That's simply tempting God, like "Hey bro, turn this rock into bread. What? Are you a chicken?". This is just people trying to prove their faith (either to themselves or their peers) through something.

I'm really hoping this is a troll.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 08:54:25 PM by The Russian »