Author Topic: The Game - Reborn [Round 1 begins]  (Read 6816 times)

Did you know TASER is actually an acronym? It stands for the Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle. I think that's pretty interesting.

Did you know TASER is actually an acronym? It stands for the Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle. I think that's pretty interesting.
Cool.

Okay then, being as stealthy as I can, walk up to the crabs and zap the living daylights outa them.

Shoot a damn dirty ape
Please specify which gun you are using in the future.. I'm just gonna assume Springfield this round.
You quickly take aim and fire a shot.  You hit the monkey in the arm and he falls to the ground.  He screams, and then charges forward and bites you on the leg.  -5 health.

USE BIRD AS DISTRACTION.
You attempt to use the bird as a distraction for the monkeys.  The bird chirps a friendly tune, and then flies away.  A monkey lands on a branch right above your head.

Cut my way through the foilage, waiting for a monkey to leap at me, then quickly take a swing at him, blocking with my shield if one gets close.
You rush forward.  A monkey leaps at you but you knock it away with your shield.  As you are distacted, another monkey lands on your back and bites down.  -8 health.

Identify weak points and start shooting.
Also start backing up.
They're crabs they can't hope to out run me
Right?
You instictive draw the firearm and notice a soft spot where the shell connects.  You fire four bullets rapidly at that spot.  The crabs eyes go blurry, and he falls over dead.

fine
sprint towards the jungle edge but stay on the edge
You try to run past the crabs to get to the jungle edge, but the crabs quickly sidestep to block your way.  As you try to stop yourself, the crab's claw reaches out and gives your arm a nice cut.  -5 health.

Play a song by the Monkees Have guitar ready for bashing, counterattack if one of the monkeys comes at me, bro.
You see two monkeys coming toward you. You take a mad swing at the one, hit him directly, then quickly swing your guitar back behind you and hear another thud of finely tuned wood hitting a monkey skull.  Two monkeys lay dead at your feet.

Cool.

Okay then, being as stealthy as I can, walk up to the crabs and zap the living daylights outa them.
You run up to zap one, but are only able to hit it in the arm as he lashes out to claw you.  His arm goes numb, but he is still alive.

STAB DAT MONKEY forgetER

Smash the crabs with the bat

If the monkey dives down onto me, use my syringe's needle to break his fall.

ZAP DAT CRAB!
Don't forget to hit the weak point for massive damage!

Shoot the other crab.

"Whoa, look at me go! Looks like my practice dealing with mobs of swarming fans has paid off!"

Try to assist SirLancelot with the monkey on his back by attempting to knock it away.

Let Slezak get the monkey off my back while I go slash some more monkeys.


STAB DAT MONKEY forgetER
You get a good solid stab in the monkey's back. He looses his grip on your leg and runs off.

Smash the crabs with the bat
You pull up your bat, ready to up batting percentage.  Three crabs come at you. 

BAM BAM BAM

Three dead crabs.  You killed the ones blocking your way to the jungle, so you can go into the jungle now if you want, until the crabs close off your exit again.

If the monkey dives down onto me, use my syringe's needle to break his fall.
The monkey falls onto the syringe, but in the process, he knocks it out of your hands.  It rolls about 10 feet further into the jungle.  The stabbed monkey turns green and moves away slowly.

ZAP DAT CRAB!
Don't forget to hit the weak point for massive damage!
You slide past one of the crab's claws and manage to zap him.  The crab dies.

You can escape into the jungle now, as master killed the crabs in the way.

Shoot the other crab.
You empty the clip into another crab.  He dies.

"Whoa, look at me go! Looks like my practice dealing with mobs of swarming fans has paid off!"

Try to assist SirLancelot with the monkey on his back by attempting to knock it away.
(wtf this is your second 1 in a row lol)

You dash up and easily knock the monkey off SirLancelot's back.  It snarls at you, and then you give it another swing to finish it off.

Let Slezak get the monkey off my back while I go slash some more monkeys.

You see Slezak pry the monkey off of your back.  You feel invigorated, so you dash forward into the monkey swarm.  Two monkeys die by your sword.


Wow there were like no bad rolls this round..


On the beach:  The crabs are moving back.  They seem to have changed tactics, and are no longer encircling Master and Moppy, but are now making a wall to block any more progress on the beach.  The sand begins to heavily shift behind them..

In the jungle:  After being heavily attacked, the monkeys seem to be retreating.  The jungle becomes eerily quiet, and all the monkeys have disappeared from sight.




Victory break-dance
Reload and regroup.

Tell my beached friends GET THE HECK TO THE JUNGLE!



...Then get aways into the jungle.

Jungle dash!
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