STAB DAT MONKEY forgetER
You get a good solid stab in the monkey's back. He looses his grip on your leg and runs off.
Smash the crabs with the bat
You pull up your bat, ready to up batting percentage. Three crabs come at you.
BAM BAM BAM
Three dead crabs. You killed the ones blocking your way to the jungle, so you can go into the jungle now if you want, until the crabs close off your exit again.
If the monkey dives down onto me, use my syringe's needle to break his fall.
The monkey falls onto the syringe, but in the process, he knocks it out of your hands. It rolls about 10 feet further into the jungle. The stabbed monkey turns green and moves away slowly.
ZAP DAT CRAB!
Don't forget to hit the weak point for massive damage!
You slide past one of the crab's claws and manage to zap him. The crab dies.
You can escape into the jungle now, as master killed the crabs in the way.
Shoot the other crab.
You empty the clip into another crab. He dies.
"Whoa, look at me go! Looks like my practice dealing with mobs of swarming fans has paid off!"
Try to assist SirLancelot with the monkey on his back by attempting to knock it away.
(wtf this is your second 1 in a row lol)
You dash up and easily knock the monkey off SirLancelot's back. It snarls at you, and then you give it another swing to finish it off.
Let Slezak get the monkey off my back while I go slash some more monkeys.
You see Slezak pry the monkey off of your back. You feel invigorated, so you dash forward into the monkey swarm. Two monkeys die by your sword.
Wow there were like no bad rolls this round..
On the beach: The crabs are moving back. They seem to have changed tactics, and are no longer encircling Master and Moppy, but are now making a wall to block any more progress on the beach. The sand begins to heavily shift behind them..
In the jungle: After being heavily attacked, the monkeys seem to be retreating. The jungle becomes eerily quiet, and all the monkeys have disappeared from sight.