Tips to safely gain weight?

[Electrk]

I'm 4'9" or whatever and I weigh about 68 pounds, I'm allergic to dairy, I don't like eating meat very often except for fish, and I can't eat out very often.
what do

jesus christ,

Eat something.

[Ad Bot]

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Ain't there like, pills for gaining weight or something? I'm not sure.

[blaman]

Boltster seems to be the one who knows his stuff best.

I don't really want to stop doing cardio workouts, because I'm weird and that's one of my pass-times, but I'll certainly not do it as much.

Doing loads of cardio would be a huge contributing factor to how small you are.

[Kniaz]

At least I can run far? Haha

But yeah, cutting down on cardio.

[Cookiez664]

Don't eat at all 

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Don't eat at all 

best advice 2012

[Cookiez664]

best advice 2012

yep :D

[morningstar]

Muscle is heavier than fat, bro.  Work out a but. 

Or try eating a bowl of ice cream before bed every night. 

[shyGriff]

jesus christ,

BUT I DO EAT I AM EATING RIGHT NOW IM EATING PASTA WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

[RedGajin]

BUT I DO EAT I AM EATING RIGHT NOW IM EATING PASTA WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

me

[shyGriff]

me

you're 1000000 years older than me shut up

[Headshot]

Start a weightlifting class.

[Blockoverlord]

Mc Donalds. Royal with cheese. Bacon burger delux. Lard injections..... wait

[Trogtor]

Watch 2girls1cup every day

[Demian]

Watch 2girls1cup every day

How does puking help him gain weight?