Author Topic: The Pitifully Short Life of Johnnie Keith (Sims 3)  (Read 812 times)

A few hours ago I created a completely random Sim named Johnnie Keith. Everything about the Sim was random, from his name to his lifetime wish (One out of a possible 5; I used a number generator). I then set his free will to high, and dropped him in a fully-furnished default house. I intervened as little as possible.
Here's what happened:

Name: Johnnie Keith
love: Male
Age: Young Adult
Traits: Artistic, Evil, Hopeless Romantic, Perceptive, Perfectionist
Favorite Food: Fruit Parfait
Favorite Music: Kids
Favorite Color: Hot Pink
Zodiac: Virgo
Lifetime Goal: Emperor of Evil (reach Level 10 of Criminal Career Branch)

Day 1
Sunday
8:00 AM - Johnnie begins life.
9:00 AM-1:42 PM - Sits on couch, reads "The Adventures of Raymundo".
2:01-4:27 PM - Sits on couch, reads "Murder in Pleasantview".
4:30 PM - Cackles wickedly, uses bathroom.
4:50-7:27 PM - Continues reading "Murder in Pleasantview".
7:36-8:36 PM - Prepares and eats cereal, cleans dish.
8:43-9:11 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
9:13-11:09 PM - Continues reading "Murder in Pleasantview".
11:18 PM - Sleeps until fully rested (7:30 AM).
END OF DAY 1

Day 2
Monday
7:30 AM - Johnnie wakes up, makes bed.
7:56-8:56 AM - Prepares and eats bread and jam, cleans dish.
9:02-9:16 AM - Uses bathroom, clogs toilet.
9:30 AM - Recycles newspaper.
9:52 AM - 12:31 PM - Sits on couch, reads "Murder in Pleasantview".
12:42-1:11 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
Considering interference to make him get a job, as this is getting boring quickly.
2:44 PM - Obtains job as Decoy in Criminal Career.
2:50-5:25 PM - Stands outside workplace, rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
6:06 PM - Returns home.
6:12-7:02 PM - Prepares and eats bread and jam, cleans dish.
7:19-8:22 PM - Looks out of several different windows.
8:24-9:44 PM - Chats on the phone.
(Johnnie has a spectacular voice; it's like James Earl Jones with a twist of Louis Armstrong.)
9:47-10:02 PM - Uses bathroom.
(YOU IDIOT, THE TOILET IS CLOGGED)
10:03 PM - Floods bathroom.
10:06 PM-12:42 AM - Rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
1:00 AM - Sleeps until fully rested.
END OF DAY 2

Day 3
Tuesday
8:00 AM - Johnnie wakes up, makes bed.
8:12-9:26 AM - Prepares and eats bread and jam, cleans dish.
(Breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions.)
9:37 AM-4:48 PM - Works as Decoy.
4:50-5:00 PM - Looks out window.
5:08-5:54 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
6:00-6:42 PM - Prepares and eats ice cream.
6:50-7:01 PM - Looks out window.
(Maybe I'm just not seeing what he's seeing.)
7:03 PM - Disposes of ice cream.
7:20-11:08 PM - Rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
11:15 PM - Sleeps until fully rested.
END OF DAY 3

Day 4
Wednesday
8:00 AM - Johnnie wakes up, makes bed.
8:14-9:14 AM - Eats ice cream.
(Johnnie you fatty)
9:18-9:43 AM - Uses bathroom.
(Oh Johnnie, when do you learn?)
9:44 AM - Floods bathroom.
9:47-10:09 AM - Recycles newspaper.
10:14 AM - Mops up puddle in bathroom.
10:35 AM - Disposes of ice cream.
(This sudden burst of responsibility is astounding.)
10:59-11:31 AM - Takes "Evil Shower".
11:36-11:47 AM - Looks out window.
11:52 AM-2:27 PM - Rereads "The Adventures of Raymundo".
2:33-3:34 PM - Chats on the phone.
3:38-4:23 PM - Looks out of two different windows twice each, appears to see something rather exciting.
4:24-5:37 PM - Chats on the phone.
5:39-8:14 PM - Rereads "The Adventures of Raymundo".
8:22 PM - Prepares and drinks juice.
9:05 PM - Answers ringing cell phone, appears to have been a prank call.
9:17 PM - Disposes of juice box.
9:30 PM - Takes out trash.
9:54 PM - Uses bathroom. Considering intervention to have him attempt to unclog.
10:15 PM - Floods bathroom.
10:20 PM - Mops puddle.
10:32 PM - Repairs and cleans toilet.
(This was a result of my own intervention.)
11:55 PM-2:27 AM - Rereads "Murder in Pleasantview".
2:32 AM - Sleeps until fully rested.
END OF DAY 4

Day 5
Thursday
10:00 AM - Kitchen wall lamp, medicine cabinet and two lawn flamingos repossessed.
(Oh, the horror!)
11:00 AM - Johnnie wakes up.
11:20 AM - Eats ice cream.
12:19 PM - Mourns loss of repossessed wall lamp.
12:30 PM - Recycles newspaper.
1:10 PM - Mourns loss of repossessed medicine cabinet.
1:20 PM - Mourns loss of repossessed lawn flamingos.
1:40 PM - Takes "Evil Shower".
2:40 PM - Dies of hunger.
END OF DAY 5

Let us pay tribute to the fallen Johnnie Keith, whose young life was brought to a shockingly abrupt end by hunger and an underestimated shower.
Discuss.


Evil shower?
One of his traits was "Evil". It wouldn't let me take a virtuous shower.

He ate icecream all the time and died of hunger? I'm confused :I

Pretty much the Sims 3 in a nutshell.

He ate icecream all the time and died of hunger? I'm confused :I
Ice cream doesn't give you all the nutrients you need to live.

what about that bread and jam?

He woke up on Day Five very hungry. He complained about being hungry then went to eat ice cream. The ice cream did not fill his hunger bar all the way, but it was enough to keep him for the moment. He cried over his lost possessions, then went to take an evil shower. When he entered the shower, his hunger was high enough that he didn't feel a need to eat. His hunger was critical when he finished, and he died before he could eat because he was too busy complaining that he broke the shower.

He woke up on Day Five very hungry. He complained about being hungry then went to eat ice cream. The ice cream did not fill his hunger bar all the way, but it was enough to keep him for the moment. He cried over his lost possessions, then went to take an evil shower. When he entered the shower, his hunger was high enough that he didn't feel a need to eat. His hunger was critical when he finished, and he died before he could eat because he was too busy complaining that he broke the shower.

His hunger dropped that much in an hour?

Johnnie must really like Murder in Pleasantview.

Still a better love story than Twilight

Pretty much the Sims 3 in a nutshell.
I had a really good family going once, Had like 8 lines of ancestry