Poll

Do you like ducks?

forget yes.
31 (27.4%)
Not my favorite animal, but they're cool.
26 (23%)
Meh, they're okay.
13 (11.5%)
I don't like them.
6 (5.3%)
I hate them.
3 (2.7%)
I'm a carrot.
34 (30.1%)

Total Members Voted: 113

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Ducks are beautiful. (I'm not emo. Here's a pic of one)

I love a good dfuck once in a while

Ducks are badass.
They're my homies.
We like, sittin' around chillin' like YEAH!

i loving hate ducks

they stuff in and around our pool and it's impossible to get rid of them

then when we let our dogs out, they eat the duck stuff and smell like forget all day

loving ducks
kill them

I dont like ducks at all.
Just kidding I loving love them. c:

Why is their stuff green? It's like baby diarrhea.

The fact that male ducks are called drakes disappoints me. >:C

When they pair off with mating partners, often one or several drakes end up "left out". This group sometimes targets an isolated female duck, even one of a different species, and proceeds to chase and peck at her until she weakens, at which point the males take turns copulating with the female. Lebret (1961) calls this behaviour "Attempted Rape Flight" and Cramp & Simmons (1977) speak of "rape-intent flights". Male Mallards also occasionally chase other male ducks of a different species, and even each other, in the same way. In one documented case of "homoloveual necrophilia", a male Mallard copulated with another male he was chasing after the chased male died upon flying into a glass window.[20]

ducks see more colors than humans.

ducks are sinister. i mean, what are they doing at night in the barn?

I hate ducks. They poop everywhere and don't give a stuff. I had to clean a dock daily since these forgeters think it's the best idea in the world to stuff everywhere. I like chickens more. Chickens are cuter and actually provide something to society. Ducks do not.


ducks are sinister. i mean, what are they doing at night in the barn?
Partying, probably...


I like ducks. But these guys...


HORDES. Evil things. EVIL.