Author Topic: Dinner with parents went super good. Super good  (Read 2519 times)

Any tips?

I don't know why I'm nervous, I've met previous girlfriend's parents before so I don't understand.



Super good.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 01:59:58 AM by Hiiro326 »

Just be yourself, and don't be mean.

PROTIP:

use cologne to smell good


Don't act like the friends at school.


Don't pee your pants.

Wear protection, her dad will probably try and stab your snake at every chance he gets.

And don't take condoms with you.
Be gentlemanly, parents don't give no stuffs about yo swagger.

Try to find their facebook profiles if they have one, and see if you can figure out some of their interests.
Do research on those interests and then you will be able to keep up a conversation with them and avoid awkward.

Panic!  Mass hysteria!  Do whatever you can to upset and confuse the crowd! 
Turn the house into a crateeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 

But anyway, from a guy who wouldn't know I'll give you the stereotype: panic=failure. 

Pro tip: Do not shout "allahu akbar" during dinner.

Don't want to make that mistake again...

stick it in their poopers.

Dress nicely, be friendly, and use your manners. Best advice I can give you.