Ruin A Dream V

[ThinkInvisible]

The wish is granted anyway, then ungranted. 

I wish to have a wish in which I can wish about having a wish where I can wish about having a wish.

if the wish is granted then it must not be granted
if the wish is not granted then it must be granted

paradoxes c:


You become a king in a desolate land. There is nobody around at all. No animals, no sentient or nonsentient life of any sort.

I wish that energy and matter could be created and destroyed.

[Ad Bot]

[Freedomfrie]

You accidentally destroy all matter.

I wish for omnipotence.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You get the opposite of that.
I wish for a dream

[John Freeman]

You get a nightmare
I wish I didnt have a girlfriend.

[kidplasma]

Wish granted.

I wish I was batman.

[LeetZero]

You are batman; your parents are dead and unfortunately no one is an evil villain.

I wish I was a dead potato.

[Jake White]

Sorry, you're a live potato.

I wish the political system in America was a monarchy

[blueblur121]

It's a dictatorship

I wish Lord Tony was unbanned! (Yeah I said it)

[Danny Boy]

Badspot kills lord Tony
I wish I could scratch this itch

[Menen]

You loose your arms, and the itch spreads to every inch of your body.

I wish i had a new computer

[ThinkInvisible]

You loose your arms, and the itch spreads to every inch of your body.

I wish i had a new computer

You become a new computer. You are forced to watch every moment of this noob using you incorrectly.

I wish for fish in a dish.

[Plethora]

You get a spoon.

I wish I could bend time and space to my will.

[Slate521]

Granted. Doctor Who recognizes you as an impostor and promptly shoots you.

(i love corrupt-a-wish.)

I wish for another wish.

[Gamefandan]

You receive the wish, and it comes with these limitations: the wish must involve killing yourself.

I wish I could sleep.

[Jake White]

Insomnia for a year.

I wish Game's tumor weren't there