why cant i masturbate GUYS SRS help

[Isaac Fox]

Stick it in your pooper.

But it won't cum that far!

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

But it won't cum that far!

Man, that sucks!

[xxxxkill]

Man, that sucks!

It know, it really blows!

[Rugged]

Are you circumcised


that doesn't have anything to do with your problem, just wondering

yes



also i tried again last night using hair conditioner again. all to no avail. all i got out of it was rugburn.

[PitDeggeh²]

yes



also i tried again last night using hair conditioner again. all to no avail. all i got out of it was rugburn.

Funny. my friend has his richard sore, itchy, dry and red while it being cracked because he fapped with Sove shampoo at 3 AM.

And from my knowledge (NOT LIKE I HAVE anY :CCCC), you probably have a disfunction

[Rugged]

Funny. my friend has his richard sore, itchy, dry and red while it being cracked because he fapped with Sove shampoo at 3 AM.

i was advised not to use anything that foamed up.
...
glad i decided to listen to them about it.

[beachbum111111]

Get one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu14L2myvE

[Isaac Fox]

yes



also i tried again last night using hair conditioner again. all to no avail. all i got out of it was rugburn.

Use a pillow, not a rug. Surely you would know better than to use a rug?

Get one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu14L2myvE

It's super effective!

[Kumquat]

Because you have never counted to 500,072.

[AQuietBadger]

Get one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu14L2myvE

"My wife would like that!"

[Serge64]

Try using a tuna jar.

PFFF JAJAJAJA i remember that thread

[Rugged]

Use a pillow, not a rug. Surely you would know better than to use a rug?

no i mean like i ended up getting friction burn on my richard from my hand

not an actual rug

[MaroonCacti]

also i tried again last night using hair conditioner again. all to no avail. all i got out of it was rugburn.

who the forget
uses hair softener
AS LUBE
WHO
THE
forget

[Rugged]

...
why is that such an awful thing

[bejacks]

for the record ive been using hair conditioner as the lube.

using hair conditioner will make your richard so dry that it hurts. use vasaline.