why cant i masturbate GUYS SRS help

[Ayxrion]

try using icyhot as lube

YOu're back!

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[Bahamut]

try using icyhot as lube

jesus wouldn't that hurt

[Måster Blåster]

You need to do this

[Rugged]

using hair conditioner will make your richard so dry that it hurts. use vasaline.

ugh i hate vasaline

but fine

[YayFun]

you're sterile

[Name is Unavailable]

13 pages.

What the forget, forums?

[_Rave_]

try sticking your index finger in your butt

i heard it works well

[Rugged]

ffs read the god damn op

i can jizz i have before. i just cant make myself jizz.

[Moriarty]

y don u jus go in dry xd
no but im so confused as to whats even happening here

[Rugged]

im just a poor guy trying to learn how to bate. 

[Moriarty]

im just a poor guy trying to learn how to bate. 

y don u jus go in dry xd

[Jetlok]

wat is lube
dry evertim

[Stick Man]

You're all a bunch of richards.












All of you.

[Electrk]

You're all a bunch of richards.












All of you.

Calm down; don't bust a nut.

[Rugged]

what is with you cigarettes and making all the richard jokes



this is a serious thread