Things people probably don't know about you

[xxxxkill]

I'm not infected...My suit hasn't been compromised ;-;

I've drawn a blood sample
I'm sorry Front
You have alien genital herpes, alien AIDS, alien every STI documented.

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[Alyx Vance]

I must run!
Wait I just remembered I'm in my fox cage :c

[Freek]

* Freek breaks into lab

Freek: Guess who got McDonalds!

[Tremrist]

* Freek breaks into lab

Freek: Guess who got McDonalds!

NOT NO- cool

[Frontrox]

I've drawn a blood sample
I'm sorry Front
You have alien genital herpes, alien AIDS, alien every STI documented.

That was from my fake arm!

[Tremrist]

Everyone is covered in splooge within a 10 mile radius.

[Freek]

* Freek shoots PowerDag with Happy Meal Toy and blows off his face

[PowerDag]

tremrist, freek, and frontrox quarantined. frontrox tested, confirmed virus mutation; isolated from other quarantined until further notice.

axolotl is undergoing observation, we are bringing in alyx now.

* PowerDag <SYRINGE GUN> Alyx Vance
* PowerDag <SYRINGE GUN> Tremrist

front is being treated now to remove the virus!

[Axolotl]

I must run!
Wait I just remembered I'm in my fox cage :c

* Axolotl attempts to turn Alyx Vance into a mutalid but PowerDag's syringe kicks in.

* Axolotl turns into Kniaz

You're all banned! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ3V4vreGUU&feature=related

[Frontrox]

front is being treated now to remove the virus!

I hope it works on foxes!

[Alyx Vance]

Its time to break free!

*Slams into containment chamber wall cracking it.

Frontrox help!

[Freek]

You may never remove the virus from me! Even without Norton AntiVirus.

[Frontrox]

Its time to break free!

*Slams into containment chamber wall cracking it.

Frontrox help!

I'm a man of science, not a jail bird!

[Alyx Vance]

I'm a man of science, not a jail bird!

So you gonna let me out of this chamber?

[xxxxkill]

Subject 005 [ALYX VANCE] is showing signs of attempts at escape. Aerosolized sedative has been administered.