I think you're going to be roadblocked with your teenage development team.
Okay then, you may not believe me Acolotl, and that is fine. But I plan on releasing this. I am already an apple developer, and have been for about two months. I have bought the $99 membership. I am allowed to release developed iOS applications to the apple store. If you do not believe me, then that is fine, but this will be released (hopefully by late September or early November)