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Title.

Play RUSE 2v2 multiplayer on large Normandy.
My partner is level 40. Other team is a level 60 and 100.
Challenge accepted.
Start game
My teammate and I take down the level 60.
Level 100 starts bombing my partner into oblivion.
He hands his forces to me and wishes me good luck.
I'm a level 16.
stuff JUST GOT REAL
Through skill and luck, I fend off most of his attacks with surprise attacks and heavy AA fire.
See he's making a giant force composed of fighter bombers, troops, tanks and stuff.
Realize I'm just about done for.
Then a crazy loving idea pops in my head.
Realize I have a stuffload of money.
Designate area with armor base as a "camouflage the stuff out of it" zone.
Make 5 pershings.
Not enough.
Make 10.
Still not enough.
Make 20.
Hell no.
Finally, hit 26 and reach unit cap.
TIME TO ROCK AND loving ROLL
Select all the pershings.
Set every piece of territory I can to camouflage and blitz.
Tanks are thundering across French plains faster than an army of usain bolts chasing fried chicken.
When the camo ends, the lvl 100 presumably stuffs his pants.
He desperately tries setting up pillboxes and making tank destroyers.
Nice try, motherforgeter.
Pillboxes take out 4 tanks at the most.
Reach the enemy HQ after thundering through hell.
Blow the stuff out of the enemy HQ.
WIN THE GAME FOREVER
Get a message afterwards from the lvl 100 saying "Good game"
Friend him
We are now great Internet friends and have blown away our fair share of Russians, zombies, and robots.

Your turn.

that made me smile

i was listening to this, coincidentally

I planted a brick in Blockland.

that made me smile

i was listening to this, coincidentally
Yeah, I actually started playing back in black on my iPod during the tank charge.

In Star Wars Battlefront I was playing instant action. I ran out of reinforcement when there were 20 enemies left. They captured all the control points except one which I was standing on. I managed to kill all but 7 of them, and that's only because I ran out of ammo and the ammo droid was dead. Twas intense.


5 kills with one rocket
3 kills with one landmine

RuneScape:

him: "I used to play this game"
me: "but then I took an arrow to the knee"
He then gives me 100k

I probably had my most epic battle in Cortex Command yet.

I went to play Endless Skirmish Defense on Rhias Forest with the "Nuts!" difficulty, which is the hardest. I construct my base first with a rocket silo, and then branching pathways from there with a few doors. The left pathway was mostly a stairway that lead to the surface. I placed four coalition heavies at the surface path to ensure great protection. Three with assault rifles, one with a shotgun. The right path was a path that went straight down, and lead to the left a little towards the gold. I placed a coalition light there with a heavy digger to ensure steady income. I had to place my brainbot close to the surface entrance with the whole "orbit" thing. It was equipped with an auto shotgun and an auto pistol for superior weaponry from the guards. I placed two coalition lights with compact assault rifles in the rocket silo. Let's rock.

Upon starting, hell was beginning to rain from the sky in forms of several dropships and rockets. Dummies left with repeaters, cannons, and lots of other deadly firearms. Dreadnoughts were exiting the rockets and were ready to wreak havoc on my fortification. The enemy forces grew significant, and I wasn't going to get it easy. I hastily move my brainbot to the lower levels of the base. I set a path for the brainbot to go to, and then switched to my miner. I equipped the digger, opened the pie menu and set him to the ai mode that makes him mine the gold around him. I then switch to the guards at the surface entrance.

I selected the shotgunner and went to work on the approaching dreadnoughts that stomped their way here. No way that they're going to get to my brainbot without a fight. I opened fire on the closest dreadnought, and took a significant amount of health off of him. The dreadnought tilted backward from the sheer force of the shot. I fired two more times, the first taking out the turret and the second finishing it off. The powerhouse behind the one I killed swiftly fired unto the soldier which resulted in a quick death. I switched to the riflemen who were fending off the dummies with destroyer cannons and nailguns. Taking control of one of the riflemen, I aimed for headshots on the incoming infantry, and made quick work of most of the dummies.

I soon gained enough ounces of gold to purchase a gatling drone. I placed the gatling drone in the cargo, and selected the dropship. I set the drop off near the surface entrance. After fending off more dummies with the riflemen, the dropship arrived. However, on its way down, a dummy sniper shot off one of its thrusters and sent it hurtling towards my riflemen. As I feared, it plowed through them and drove straight into the entrance. The plus side was that the entrance was now completely blocked. They would have to get through the wreckage and the doors to get my brainbot.

I checked on the miner, and I had a look of dread when all of the nearby gold was gone. I would have to make the most of what I have. Dreadnoughts began unleashing devastating firepower on the wreckage and cleared it immediately, now working on the doors. I readied my light guards as I anticipated the waiting forces. Soon, the doors were destroyed and they were on their way. Taking control of the miner, I had him go on a Self Delete run towards the enemy forces and try and weaken them with his digger. Soon, they met, and the miner jetpacked towards the first dreadnought in line. He was swiftly tearing it down until the dreadnought behind it opened fire and tore him to shreds before the kill was complete. The dummies quickly met the light guards and annihilated them with ease. I ran with my brainbot towards the miner's tunnel opening fire on the incoming forces. I destroyed a dreadnought or two on my way, but a dummy sniper shot one of the legs off of the brainbot. I began to crawl to try and avoid most of the incoming fire. They wrecked my brainbot's shotgun soon after, so I crawled away from the dummies while firing at them with my pistol. I took out about four dummies before a destroyer cannon dummy fired a charge at it and took out it's arm. Creeping towards the end of the miner's tunnel with no hope, I was going to lose soon enough. The same dummy threw an impulse grenade at the brainbot, and blew it into oblivion.

inb4 tl;dr

I am now downloading cortex command.
Here's another story.

Playing on Battlefield 1943 as a scout on Guadalcbrown town.
Head to the valley road between the ridge and the village, and the air raid bunker.
When suddenly, TANK
Friendly reinforcements are a good ways behind me.
Panic.
Flank the tank, taking damage from the machine gun and turret as I go.
Get close enough to plant TNT
Blew the forgeter up.
Friendly reinforcements in the form of a few soldiers and a jeep start coming in.
When suddenly, ANOTHER TANK
He draws a bead on me
Starts shooting
Throw TNT randomly
Blow that forgeter up too.
Stand speechless for a moment.
Snap out of it and provide sniper cover while they capture the air raid bunker.
Kill 2 or 3 guys in the process.
We finally cap it.
Run to the air raid bunker by myself.
Target village, which was recently capped by enemy forces, and has a high density of enemies.
They stay together long enough for me to take them all out. Namely, a tank, a fully loaded jeep, and a number of foot soldiers.
My comrades charge across the land to the village and capture it with ease.
Not surprisingly, we won the match.
Clearly, I am Audie Murphy's grandson.

>Playing Battlefield 3.
>Fly helicopter.
>OH stuff LOOK A JET IS COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME.
>Think it's allied, ignore.
>BEEP BEEP BEEP. <forget me.
>Deploy flares.
>It crashes in me.
>I get out without dieing.
>The other guy died.
>I parachute on a camp.
>3 snipers.
>Knife each one of them.
>Best day of my life.

>GTA IV Ballad of Gay Tony
>Blow up stuff load of people with Buzzard
>Parachute out of helicopter as it gets blown up
>forget yeah land on an apc

also

>still gta iv
>in helicopter flying low
>bus hits me
>what the forget
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Cave Story, was doing the final level for the fifth time because I died.

Falling blocks everywhere dealing 10 damage every time it hits.
I escape with my life, and then arrive at the next floor full of powerful enemies and spikes and stuff.
I carefully pass them, and then arrive at the mini boss of that stage. I kill it, and then I fall down to the true final boss for the fifth time. I manage to defeat its first phase and have 8 HP left when the second phase starts. I shoot the little creatures above for HP and I'm stressing the forget out. I manage to get 20 HP from them and then start shooting the hell out of the second phase, I defeat it after stressing and almost blindly moving for 7 minutes straight.
The last phase commences and I manage to dodge its attacks by remembering the video I saw of the final boss.
I finally get to attack when I have about 10 HP left. I get hit by one of the small enemies and lose 5 HP immideatly.
I shoot all the small enemies for HP but only one dropped one heart, the rest dropped missiles.
I have almost defeated him when I am brought down to one HP, and a little creature flies towards me as I mash my attack button and defeat him just in time.

My heart nearly stopped beating, seriously.

Ohh this one's pretty damn good. It was right after i got my golden MP5 in mw3. I had taken not to the fact that anyone higher level was not better than me, at the time i was level 26, i knew everyone was worse because the day i got the game which was 3 days after launch everyone was level 70 prestige.

Anyway.

I was playing TDM and i was in a team of 6 people all very low level versus a team of another 6 all very high levels. Within the first 2 seconds of the round my whole team left me. Surprisingly no one joined the match during so i never got the rest of the team back.

Then it got real. With my new found mlg skillz i got out my mp5 and opened up a total can of whoop ass on the 6 higher level guys. I won by 4 kills.

It was glorious.

Another good one is when i 100% Little Big Planet 2.

All items collected. All levels played. All levels Aced.

first reflect huntsman kill on tf2