Author Topic: I accidentally ran a duck over... [18+]  (Read 5378 times)


Here's another picture I took at the scene.

It's a bit gory. Some people might find this disturbing.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 02:34:15 AM by Jeep »


There you can see my liver, my tongue..
wait, is that my tongue?

Omfg it looks so great and realistic in that picture

I object to this photographic evidence on the grounds that NOWHERE has the prosecution shown WHO was in control of the vehicle at the time of the incident.  There is no evidence demonstrating that it was truly the driver of the jeep who was steering, rather than being a mere passenger, OR the reverse.  Which of these was the defendant?  This alleged photographic evidence is so unclear that you can't tell who the defendant is, no matter what the prosecution would have you believe.

The prosecution has made an attempt to shock the jury with gory pictures of the event as a substitute for proving who was actually culpable.  It is mere smoke and mirrors designed to publicly deface the defendant and attempt to ensure a false guilty verdict.

The defense rests.

Ducks are horrible creatures in the first place

ice creams are horrible creatures in the first place

Guy: Hey name, What was the hardest part of reading this post?

*70 panels later*

...My duck.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 03:52:57 AM by InvisibleName »

What the duck man
seriously
ducking hell

now we feast on the duck


I find it ironic that a toy duck is staring at my monitor

Listen here you loving piece of stuff op

I am going to come to your house if you don't turn yourself in.
and I'm GOING TO KILL YOU

This is not a joke, you are going to die.


OBJECTION!
Look at the Way the duck was in the original Pictures.
Now look at the angle of the jeep and the Skid marks!
OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE KILLED THE DUCK BEFORE JEEP EVEN GOT THERE!

Actually in all seriousness I ran over a squirrel last month.

I feel sad ;-;
eh
after the third or fourth animal you hit you won't be feeling as bad

Listen here you loving piece of stuff op

I am going to come to your house if you don't turn yourself in.
and I'm GOING TO KILL YOU

This is not a joke, you are going to die.
I spent all my time in this topic looking for your comment lol