Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[Mikoyan]

I end up staying up 4 hours listening to Japanese music

:P!

[Ad Bot]

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SUPERmondaySMOKEWEEDERRYDAYGU NsnakefriendNATION DEVELOPS THE MOTHERloving HARDCORE AS stuff GOD DAMN ELECTRO TITS ON MARS OBAMA SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY ON A loving SHARK TANK SURFBOARD GUN
(MHASGDETOMOSWEDOAFSTSG)

YOU KNOW YOU loving WANT THIS MOTHERforgetERS
OR IS THIS GUN JUST TOO loving HARDCORE FOR YOU, pusillanimous individual?
SEE THAT loving LONG ASS SCOPE
IT'S LONGER THAN YOUR richard EVER WILL BE, YOU PANSY ASS forgetER
SEE ALL OF THOSE loving KNIVES
THOSE KNIVES HAVE MORE BALLS THAN YOU
LOOK AT THAT GIANT ASS CANNON
YOU JUST WANT TO SUCK THAT UNTIL IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE, DON'T YOU, YOU CUM-GUZZLING WHORE
THIS GUN HAS A GUN ATTACHED TO IT, AND YOU KNOW HOW HARDCORE THAT ATTACHED GUN IS
IT'S A loving MINIGUN BECAUSE WHY THE forget NOT MOTHERforgetER
G1 MEGATRON WISHES HE COULD BE THIS loving HARDCORE
SEE THOSE GRENADE LAUNCHERS BACK THERE?
OF COURSE YOU DON'T
BECAUSE THEY DON'T LAUNCH loving GRENADES
THEY LAUNCH SOME PURE loving HARDCORE ALL UP IN THIS stuff
SOMETHING YOUR richard WILL NEVER DO, friend
YOU SEE THAT CLUSTER OF KNIVES
THEY CAN GET LAUNCHED INTO loving ORBIT BITCH
AND EXPLODE
AND ARE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO TARGET ENEMY richard

In all seriousness, Kintharia finds a bunch of oil and digs the stuff out of it.

[Gojira]

falistil wil by dat stuff #420 #smokeweederryday #thuglife

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Me while making that gun:

[SWAT One]

Lol'd.

Erinaum finds oil to the West of it between Erinaum, Víshirü Island and Båntelé Island.  Erinaum starts tapping these reserves out at sea.

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Lol'd.

Erinaum finds oil to the West of it between Erinaum, Víshirü Island and Båntelé Island.  Erinaum starts tapping these reserves out at sea.

Oh that's the not the only thing Erinaum has been tapping, oh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Mikoyan]

It's impossible for Erinamese men to 'tap' because their richards are so small.

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It's impossible for Erinamese men to 'tap' because their richards are so small.

>Women
Catch my drift?

[SWAT One]

-snip-

no

Erinaum will be selling this oil at $Equiv: ($54.35) per barrel.  (Assuming all this inflation irl isn't an influence ingame)

It's impossible for Erinamese men to 'tap' because their richards are so small.

You tribal prick >:C  The Erinamese most resemble a cross between Chinese and Russian, but it's it's own original race.

[blazerblock2]

New Manhattan is %50 Russian.  bigrichards errywhere.

In all seriousness:  New Manhattan NPP%26 complete.  New Manhattan begins drilling for oil at sea, between New Manhattan and Warsaw Island's coast.

[Plethora]

Coutry Name: Telar
Flag:


Government Type: Republic (Presently under martial law)
Allies: New Italian Republic, Federation of Erinaum, Rovercia
Mercenaries on Retainer: Iron Legion None
Formal Alliance Network:  Pan-Hera Moderate Axis  [PHMA]
Formal Trading Union:  Pan-Hera Moderate Axis Trading Union  [PHMATU]
Formal Technological Advancements Network:  Horizon Technologies Advancements Union  [HTAU]
Population: 198.7 million
Capital: Nargothrond
National Anthem: N/A
Languages: Spoken English, written Igrom (as seen on flag)
Weaponry: That information is proprietary.
Defcon: 1

I won't bother you if you don't bother me.
I'd like to take what's left of the center island if that's possible.

A brief History of Telar:
The Teleri people came, took some land, and are now trying to do their best to establish a non imperialistic, reasonable, and strong government that will not fall or be taken over by foreign agents. Having joined a super alliance, it now seeks the same goals plus the security of its allies.

[SWAT One]

Erinaum wishes to trade Åkkæłé with Telar in exchange for any item of choice.

[HerpaDerp]

Erinaum wishes to trade Åkkæłé with Telar in exchange for any item of choice.

how the forget
do you pronounce that stuff.
anyways was gone for a lot of today so will update OP with new countries and stuff in a bit

[SWAT One]

AHK AY-EELAY  (The L is sharp)

[Mikoyan]

National Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4qy4_5Iss8


Military
Anthem:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvKVbvxKfdY&feature=related

Ground Forces:
Standard issue assault rifle: H&K G36
Standard issue sidearm: Beretta 92
Standard issue machine gun: MG3

Primary LMV: Iveco
Primary IFV: Dardo
Main battle tank: Leopard 2E

Air Forces
Fighter/interceptor: Eurofighter ('Typhoon?')
Ground attack: A-10 'Warthog'
Transport: All variants of the C-130 'Hercules'

Primary attack helicopter: AH-64 'Apache'
Primary transport helicopter: CH-47 'Chinook'

Primary air defense weapon: S-75 Surface to air missile