Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[Mikoyan]

We put a man into orbit then go to the moon

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[Gojira]

We put a man into orbit then go to the moon

in the span of the same month?
bullstuff.
it takes years to plan a trip to the moon.

[Mikoyan]

we set up a nuclear missile base on the moon

[Gojira]

we set up a nuclear missile base on the moon

i hate you

[Mikoyan]

that was all a conspiracy

[blazerblock2]

New Manhattan Today:

General Tachenko suddenly and unfortunately died of a late diagnosed case of lung cancer,
the new General has been selected from the next in rank, First Commander Greene.

In other news, New Manhattan's NPP has been supposedly sabotaged by the black market underground, setting construction back %15.

[Gojira]

"Booster?"
"Go."
"Retro?"
"Go."
"FIDO?"
"Go for TLI."
"Guidance?"
"Guidance go."
"Surgeon?"
"We're go."
"EECOM?"
"Go."
"GNC?"
"Go."
"TELMU?"
"Go."
"Control?"
"Go, flight."
"Procedures?"
"We are go."
"INCO?"
"We're go, flight."
"FAO?"
"Go!"
"Network?"
"Go!"
"Recovery?"
"Go, flight."
"CAPCOM?"
"We are go, flight."
"Alright, we are go for trans-lunar injection."
The engines on the currently dormant second stage fire, pushing Bill Strokowski to the moon.

[Mikoyan]

The pope somehow teleports to Falistil(?) to bless the rocket

[Gojira]

Cheers ring out through Mission Control as Bill touches down on the moon at a measly 2 meters per second.

Update: Bill Strokowski has taken his first footsteps upon the moon.

[Gojira]

Falistil has brought Bill Strokowski back from the moon. Splashdown was at 5d, 2h.

[Tomcat]

Mmm richards.
Btw this is a reserve post.

[Gojira]

is nobody happy about my moon landing?

[Mikoyan]

is nobody happy about my moon landing?

no

[Gojira]

no

wowe faty

[Mikoyan]

wowe faty

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