Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[Gojira]

"Commencing launch."
A man with a uniform marked "Anti-Space Defense Team" flicks a handful of swithches and pushes a button.
A missile streaks to the sky, targeting the NIR satellite that vaporized the men and the walker.

[Ad Bot]

[blazerblock2]

4,000 NGET mechs are deployed to the frontlines to combat the oncoming threat.

[Gojira]

"Ten seconds to impact... Nine... Eight... Impact booster ignition... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... IMPACT!"
The NIR satellite is blown to pieces, most of the debris burning up over the Nervian Ocean, and one destroying the roof of a house in Syriak, hitting the guy inside on the knee.

[blazerblock2]

"Ten seconds to impact... Nine... Eight... Impact booster ignition... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... IMPACT!"
The NIR satellite is blown to pieces, most of the debris burning up over the Nervian Ocean, and one destroying the roof of a house in Syriak, hitting the guy inside on the knee.

[Gojira]

* Gojira shades

* Gojira drive off into sunset

* Gojira roll credits

[blazerblock2]

hale ye

[Gojira]

hale ye

SAXTON HALE

[blazerblock2]

beat up syriakian hippies erryday

[Mikoyan]

thanks for blowing up a useless satellite

[Gojira]

thanks for blowing up a useless satellite

>orbital cannon
>useless
>HA HA HAA- oh wait you're serious.

[blazerblock2]

A satellite that shoot giant laser beams.

Useless?

[Mikoyan]

half of it's melted.

Once again, lern2read

[blazerblock2]

You said part of it melted. You didn't say it was rendered completely useless.

[Gojira]

You said part of it melted. You didn't say it was rendered completely useless.

thiss

[Mikoyan]

It was useless.