I've given everybody two days to respond, so I'll have to continue without those of you have responded.
While nonchalantly banging atoms together, a man has discovered the secrets of fusion in the HRE.
A Holy Roman land rover has landed on the moon, and has begun collecting moon rocks.
A Holy Roman is the first sapient in space. After orbiting around the known side of the world, the rocket had entered a region of radio blackout. Upon coming around the other side of the world, his first transmission was, "Oh, snap! It's flat!"
Azorian troops mass on Coltanian borders.
An Azorian research lab has discovered the secrets of rocketry.
Researchers in the DK have discovered the secrets of personal aircraft. The size of the Kiezer's Navy has increased, and the First Fleet has been sent to Coltania.
Hackers in the U.E.I. have begun to develop an archive holding the net sum of human knowledge, known as Wikipedia. So far, only subjects between A and arugula. A large spawn platform has been created. A device known as a Shoop da Whoop has been created.
Researchers of the RoB have discovered the secrets of Steam-Power. They have also created large steam-powered artillery pieces. The Republican Army has begun to phase out swords in favor of more advanced steam-power rifles.
An evil barrier has been cast around the country of FK, and its undead army has been equipped with beam swords. Zombie researchers have researched ceremonial summoning in an attempt to understand how to summon the anti-christ (That is, you know ceremonial summoning, not how how to summon the anti-christ).
Coltanian High Priests have researched Mass Housing, allowing for the creation of apartment buildings. In a strange move, the Coltanian leader has been sent to the Azorian capital to broker peace with Azoria.
Messages:
From the Duitse Kiezerrijk:
Azoria, stand down. Otherwise, we, the Imperial Alliance of the Holy Roman Empire and the Duitse Kiezerrijk, will be forced, unwillingly, to defend our friend and neighbor, Coltania.
