Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!

[Buu]

So say theoretically (and that's a big 'theoretically') if Valve released an update to Medieval Mode, new weapons, maps that don't suck ass, etc.

for the classes that don't really have much going for them in Medieval Mode, what would you like them to become in Medieval Mode, like how Medic becomes a Crossbowman/Cleric sort of stuff and Demoman becomes go Knight, go Antique Self Delete Bomber, or go home

they'd probably would make it ctf (no stallers- i mean sentries :D) or linear a/d like DB, and add several melee weapons to make heavy and engineer viable.

 if they gave engi a mace or hatchet that'll be so cash

[Ad Bot]

[dick]

you guys suck

do you honestly think they are good?

[Choi]

do you honestly think they are good?

They aren't good, but our attitude sucks

[dick]

They aren't good, but our attitude sucks

sorry for voicing my opinion

[Johnny Blockhead]

sorry for voicing my opinion

It's okay if you voice your opinion, but just saying it sucks without giving any constructive criticism is pretty useless.

[dick]

It's okay if you voice your opinion, but just saying it sucks without giving any constructive criticism is pretty useless.

since you removed some of them ill give my "constructive criticism" on the remaining 3.

Soldier and pyro: complete mish-mash of garbage with no theme. maybe you were going for a funny randomness scene but it didn't work. random=/=funny

Engineer: blank face expression, default pose, and everything is dark besides him

Spy: this one is the worst. Red skin on the hat, dev texture background, blank expression except for the widened eyes, and the cylinder on the revolver is missing.

you shouldn't have to have me tell you what's wrong you should be able to tell that these are complete garbage

[Khorde]

since you removed some of them ill give my "constructive criticism" on the remaining 3.

Soldier and pyro: complete mish-mash of garbage with no theme. maybe you were going for a funny randomness scene but it didn't work. random=/=funny

Engineer: blank face expression, default pose, and everything is dark besides him

Spy: this one is the worst. Red skin on the hat, dev texture background, blank expression except for the widened eyes, and the cylinder on the revolver is missing.

you shouldn't have to have me tell you what's wrong you should be able to tell that these are complete garbage

some people can't see their mistakes and need to be told that they're bad. it's not like everyone can think the same way about things.

[Redconer]

A BLU Spy with a RED Ebenezer?

[Toxicology]

pyro from the hood
oversized shirt
flimsy gasmask
gang bandana
neon annihilator

[Buu]

It's okay if you voice your opinion, but just saying it sucks without giving any constructive criticism is pretty useless.

except when its obvious why they suck

[comr4de]

change stabby stabby crabby crabby to stabby stabby crabby babby

[Trogtor]

i loving hate people who are unrealistically good at sniper it loving pisses me off

[lilpappaknox]

i loving hate people who are unrealistically good at sniper it loving pisses me off

They're hackers. All snipers who headshot well are hackers.
This is sarcasm incase you can't tell

[Redconer]

Snipers say the most insulting domination quotes though

[lilpappaknox]

Snipers say the most insulting domination quotes though

Spy says the most insulting domination lines, I think so anyways. An example of a domination line on each class:

Scout: "Here lies scout-he ran fast and died a virgin",

Soldier: "Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time"

Pyro: "You look like death warmed over. (chuckles)"

Demoman: "Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"

Heavy: "You died as you lived: morbidly obese!"

Engineer: (mocking Engineer) "Giddyup now -- to hell!"

Medic: "I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"

Sniper: "Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home."

Spy: "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!"