Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!

[Jairo]

let's play a game

a game where we rebalance the weapons of tf2

CURRENT STATS

100% critical hit vs burning players
-25% damage penalty

[Ad Bot]

[BlockoCrafter]

On Hit: Burn the Enemy
On Miss: Burn Yourself, Idiot.

[hillkill]

it seems like you can only obtain cosmetic items by purchasing them. i have never got cosmetics in drops.

[Steve5451²]

+40% projectile speed
-25% blast damage from rocket jumps
+10% explosion radius
-20% damage penalty




On Kill: Gain crits for 5 seconds.
-25% clip size
-15% slower firing speed




Does not require ammo
+25% clip size
Alt-fire: A charged shot that mini-crits players, sets them on fire, and disables buildings for 4 seconds.
-50% damage versus buildings.
Cannot be crit boosted




100% guaranteed critical hits.
Ear piercing noise that damages nearby players' ears.
+80% damage to own ears.

[Emgiell]

+Grenades roll towards enemies

-30% explosion radius
-10% damage on grenades that explode on timer
-Can not switch weapon until grenades have exploded

[Flatflyer]

let's play a game

a game where we rebalance the weapons of tf2

Okay
+Ignites enemies on hit
+100% critical hit vs. burning players
-60% damage
-20% attack speed

[Ninja Decoy]

(Inherit effect: Can only be blow up on surfaces)

This makes the new stickybomb launcher useful.

[Beefcaik]

What is the point of strange weapons besides rarity? What is the point of unusual hats besides rarity? What is the point of anything that isn't a weapon?

you have touched my soul

[Regulith]

it seems like you can only obtain cosmetic items by purchasing them. i have never got cosmetics in drops.

I have obtained approximately 8 hats since 2009

They're rare, but they're there

[Zanaran2]

I once got a team captain as a random drop
forget yes

I later traded it away but I preserved the memory forever

[Emgiell]

Since "Alliance of Valiant Arms" has garbage cheat detection, how else can I get the black rose?
(Keeps giving me this "XIGNCODE 0xE019100B Error" I can't even read the logs it's all encrypted.)

[Regulith]

Since "Alliance of Valiant Arms" has garbage cheat detection, how else can I get the black rose?
(Keeps giving me this "XIGNCODE 0xE019100B Error" I can't even read the logs it's all encrypted.)

Pay someone to gift wrap one and hope they don't shaft you

[Emgiell]

Pay someone to gift wrap one and hope they don't shaft you

I'll buy it from a Blockland user, I'll also supply the wrap.

[MonkeyFunkyMonkey]

I'll buy it from a Blockland user, I'll also supply the wrap.

Add me on steam coolfunkypanda i have 1

[Emgiell]

Add me on steam coolfunkypanda i have 1

Successful trade.