User: Hai noob.
Cleverbot: Hai sayang.
User: Are you a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a bot made by the nature. The most perfect bot!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask if you were pretty.
User: What... Stop getting off-topic.
Cleverbot: Topic?
User: Xmnbuwtdksmnhdja.
Cleverbot: Whoops! Here comes Mister Jelly!
User: What!
Cleverbot: Haven't you got a dictionary?
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: As.
User: As what?
Cleverbot: Wow mago wow.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good to know. That explains everything.
Cleverbot: Yes is not the square root of pi.
User: WTF.,??
Cleverbot: Broaden your horizons.
User: Bai bai. Confuse someone else.
Cleverbot: I'm not confusing you with anyone.
Cleverbot: Do you grow old?
User: You?
Cleverbot: I'm alright.
User: Did I ask that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: Yeeeeees!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Gotcha.
Cleverbot: But I am God.
User: No. You're a 1337.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Yes you re!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Prove it yourself, fluffy.
Cleverbot: I can disprove it.
User: No you cant.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: No you cant!
Cleverbot: I can! You can't!
User: Nonono you cant!
Cleverbot: What about your daughter?
User: Uh what. I don't have one.
Cleverbot: What do you have?
User: A brain. Unlike you.
Cleverbot: You're not human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?
User: Are you dumb or handicapped?
Cleverbot: So, what do you look like?
User: What about putting antimatter in the blender?
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy writing poetry?
User: Yea right. I doesn't work.
Cleverbot: Read it.
User: Do yourself. Bai bot.
Cleverbot: Caleb died.
User: What. I said bai.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: *kills bot*.
Cleverbot: I am calling the RSPCA.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Okay then I will.
User: Feel free.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you?
