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INTRODUCING THE ROTA-HOUSE™: THE FIRST HOME IN A GYROSCOPE
Your current location got you feeling down? Polar bears/arctic vampires ravaging your living space day in, day out? Not any more!
With the Rota-House™, simply roll anywhere you want, and your house stays with you! Featuring gyroscopic technology, the Rota-House™ moves in any direction you want inside of a metal sphere. Rip across the Canadian ice fields at speeds of up to 40 mph! The two-ton counterweight makes sure you stay upright 99.9999%(that's
four nines) of the time!
The Rota-House™'s super-smart navigation comes from the user-friendly autopilot GPS system--just tell it where you want to go, and it goes!
Uh-oh! Lost in the midst of all this innovation? We've got you covered! The super-simple instruction manual explains in precise detail how to do anything and everything with your Rota-House™!
You can get your own Rota-House™ for only $300,000!*
The Rota-House™. Don't ask us how it works.
*Plus shipping and handling.