Author Topic: Bad translator!  (Read 7409 times)

Original text:

"What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. WHAT IS LOVE?"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Welcome to Iran? It's bad for our children. Welcome to Iran?"

Original text:

"What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. WHAT IS LOVE?"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Welcome to Iran? It's bad for our children. Welcome to Iran?"


OH MY GOD LOL

Original text:
Admin plz

35 trans later...

Good guide


Yes, it is a very good guide to blockland to spam that on every server.

Original text:

"I am in love with disco."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Including bankruptcy."

Original text:

"Why do you taunt me?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If a child?"


Original text:

"Piece of piss!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cake!"

Original text:

"You laugh, you lose. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The organisation is shut down."

Original text:

"To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep No more;"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If the problem is something that many people thought a lot and also prove dream juice strength."

Original text:

"and by a sleep, to say we end The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; Ay, there's the rub,"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The son of Colonel Conrad, sad chicken all the benefit of surprise, VESA, etc. the problem in the Group of death. I have a dream?"

Original text:

"For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes Calamity of so long life: For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Death. Dreams? So yes, if you want to send. We have one of the most important tourist attraction in women."

Original text:

"The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely, The pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay, The insolence of Office, and the Spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his Quietus make With a bare Bodkin?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Loving and proud, the Convention was made by Spuranc and Kontomil auih e, race, tearing up to send nude in the hospital."

Original text:

"Who would Fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have,"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The United States, approbation de la Vardel Pediatric snoring aid fatigue, chaotic years, compared with the United States after the death of life advice. a country that oppresses"

Original text:

"Than fly to others that we know not of. Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all, And thus the Native hue of Resolution Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment,"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I don't know how to fly and paste, color, Family Medicine in another country. Bond period, you little Mottevabadus."

Original text:

"With this regard their Currents turn awry, And lose the name of Action. Soft you now, The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons Be all my sins remembered."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This step the current Opel: they are boring? Aurison film ashamed."
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 08:46:28 AM by Man 2 »

Quote
Original text:

"eliptats didint start it"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Security is Null"
what

Quote
Original text:

"eliptats didint start it"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Error initializing Eliptats"
oh god lol

another
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Original text:

"eliptats didint start it"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The System is unable to run Eliptats."
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 10:31:24 AM by Club559 »

The what now? Bing has problems with French.

Original text:
"A land of cuboid bricks where men with floating limbs roam freely without a worry in the world."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"General Friguin mosaïqu, terreur."



Original text:
"Return to Blockland"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In the United States a indiqué portée."



Original text:
"i mak octgoon trees gro big ~kompressor"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In fact, I did a few hold, ~ 10 auktgon beauté Holz"
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 10:32:05 AM by Demian »

Original text:

"My sister never shuts the forget up about potatoes"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I live in France."

Wait, what?

Original text:

"My sister never shuts the forget up about potatoes"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I live in France."

Wait, what?
Well, do you?
French girls are known to never shut the forget up about potatoes.

French girls are known to never shut the forget up about potatoes.

Probably another reason why nobody likes the French

"Google is the better search engine"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Google is the best Addy."


bing stahp it!!

Original text:

"forget you I play blockland so shut up"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Respiration and Blokland stuff game?"


AHAHAHA oh wow that IS bad.