"You have no idea what will happen."...35 translations later, Bing gives us:"I don't know you."
"WANT NIGHT VISION? YOU GOT IT. WANT PIZZA? YOU GOT IT. WANT A MATTRESS TO SLEEP ON? NO, YOU CAN GO TWIST AROUND ON A MOUSEPAD."...8 translations later, Bing gives us:"Do you want to on the vision of the night? Won. Do you want a pizza? Won. Do you want to sleep? It is not, you can go to the end of the mouse pad."
"WELCOME TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BUY CHEESE PIZZA"...35 translations later, Bing gives us:"Welcome to buy cheese pizza."
"I AM IN LOVE WITH A TUNA CAN"...35 translations later, Bing gives us:"Saved by love"
"The Blockland Forums, such a wonderful site!"...35 translations later, Bing gives us:"This forum is a good place to ban the party."