Bad translator!

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lol

[Ad Bot]

[WingZero]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this, is my weapon.

Chinese Simplified back to English:
I was a heavy weapon. And this is my weapon.

[Flamecannon]

I was a heavy weapon. And this is my weapon.

i used to be a heavy weapon like you until---

[Comatose]

Original text:

"big chicken nugget feces"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Black chicken"

[Freek]

Original text:

"Freek is a boy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The men's gesture"

[*FacePalm*]

oh god don't delete qwepir again please

Original text:

"please don't delete qwepir again"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Qwepir again be deleted."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mold]

"This is the best translater ever created! It works so perfect!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"What is a traditional honour of black woman?"


WTF?!

[Doomonkey]

Original text:

"I enjoy going to the store in order to murder small children and steal their souls along with their ears."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(For children and (or)) to listen to the spirit of the story at all."

This next one translated into what looks like a person bartering for the poor people's lives.

Original text:

"Life is the third greatest mystery of all time, behind hot dog meat and why elephants are evil."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Most of the hot dog, the elephant in the flesh, for the life of the very poor."

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"the garden looks as ugly as a bull."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the Park."

[Mister Cheese]

BUMP!

Original text:

"Disney: the stuffty alternative to Cartoon Network"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Disney cartoon crap is the parameter for the network."

[Tomcat]

Original text:

"Holy stuff his snake exploded!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Holy stuff x snake explodes!"

[ShadowYoshi294]

My Victim of Translation:

"I HAVE EODEZ OF EMONE AND U DO NOT SO YOU SHOULD KILL YUR SHELF!!"

...35 translations later...

"Audi police stop Sweden Crown"

[Mister Cheese]

Original text:

"Spongebob is extremely gay now, he is a stalker as well"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"However, it is very helpful."

[Darkness ZXW]

not sure if tango posted this yet but
Original text:

"Darkness needs his richard in my butt."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Black richard in my ass."

[Slate521]

Original text:

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Need advice."