Original text:
"I hate your guts."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"By miseis"
wat.
"You are derpy. I'm serious. You look derpy."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"'' Ernest Derby Derby"
WAT.
EDIT: This will be my little dump.
"I play bowling, have a problem with that?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Monitor's bad behavior?"
"I'm going to corrupt a image. My tool? A text editor. You mad?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Broken image content? pakvaišęs?"
"Do not lie, or cheat. We don't want that, right?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is not regarded as a betrayal. We want to do this?"
"Oh no, I'm a idiot. :C Oh well, at least I have friends."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I have a friend, a crazy myself."
"Hey, hey buddy. I'm on Steam, and I'm trying Steam Greenlight. I am a huge critic, thumbing down to everything."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hi, here is my opinion and it's very important for me Burke."
Original text:
"I play Team Fortress 2 , unlike you babies. Be a real man for once!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Team Fortress 2, the only difference between the children to start."
Original text:
"Hand me that acme, please."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"You can turn it off."
Ah, yes, my little dump.