Author Topic: Bad translator!  (Read 7367 times)

Original text:

"ouch my nipples"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Milk is not enough"
Lol.


Original text:

"I hate your guts."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"By miseis"

wat.

"You are derpy. I'm serious. You look derpy."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"'' Ernest Derby Derby"

WAT.

EDIT: This will be my little dump.

"I play bowling, have a problem with that?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Monitor's bad behavior?"

"I'm going to corrupt a image. My tool? A text editor. You mad?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Broken image content? pakvaišęs?"

"Do not lie, or cheat. We don't want that, right?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is not regarded as a betrayal. We want to do this?"

"Oh no, I'm a idiot. :C Oh well, at least I have friends."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I have a friend, a crazy myself."

"Hey, hey buddy. I'm on Steam, and I'm trying Steam Greenlight. I am a huge critic, thumbing down to everything."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi, here is my opinion and it's very important for me Burke."

Original text:

"I play Team Fortress 2 , unlike you babies. Be a real man for once!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Team Fortress 2, the only difference between the children to start."

Original text:

"Hand me that acme, please."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You can turn it off."


Ah, yes, my little dump.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 10:47:28 PM by Deoxys And One Noob »


Quote
Original text:

"Test your leadership abilities by expanding your kingdom, managing your resources wisely, and providing for your people."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Management resources and expand the understanding of information."
Text copied from the back of "The Settlers: Rise of an Empire"

Quote
Original text:

"We thought you'd died in that awful bandit raid all those years ago!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"We must have faith, it is terrorism."
From "Fable: The Lost Chapters"
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 10:32:45 PM by Man 2 »

Dude this is like a Cubelands generator


will you hug me please
35 translations later, bing gives us..
We invite you to contact us.

"Take us to your leader."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Director"

"You are doing it all wrong. Do you know how to translate?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This component is missing?"

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"What on earth? You need to learn how to do this stuff! That's messed up!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The subway or the u.s. for more information about how to do this. Hide all the pregnancy rate"

What on earth is that?


What I typed in:
"This is the worst translator in the history of mankind."
What it went to after 35 trans:
"Some of the popular stories are bad."

So it went from a fact, to a famous quote that someone would've made.


Original text:

"Thou shalt not be a homoloveual"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Probably one of them."

"I like muffins. I like eating them as I am an aristocrat."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My favorite cake. I children."

Last time I checked, "Children" isn't a verb.