Heh. Modified BS12. I observed the HoS "dealing with" the chef after I was stuck in the kitchen maintenance. Then it goes like so: "Maybe you should stop forgetign eavesdropping by that window, before I get into that shaft and rip your da,m ears off!" Axl Blyant (me) exclaims, "Oh, so now we see the violence inherent in the system!" *HoS walks out door, tases me and starts pulling me away* Axl Blyant stammers, "H-Help! H-H-Help! I-I'm b-being r-r-repressed!"
Then I was thrown into a ghetto holding cell, and an admin was looking out for us.

...Then, we were given
the power.
But, unfortunately, we did little. I was the queen. We infested a bunch of areas and only facehugged one person because one of the aliens broke so many windows that
all of the subdued hosts died from no oxygen.