Evil's role is a poor man who kills a magic stick. Gets a harem ending. (Evil can destroy sticks. Thats a new low)
Bester Bageler's role is a moe woman who fights an idol. Gets a happy ending. (leme just point out i am male so this is stange)
Doge's role is a moe ojiisan who lives with cats. Gets a harem ending. (why yes doge does live with cats)
Idiot's role is a homo woman who ****s a president. Gets a harem ending. (funny thing is this seems about right)