Author Topic: HOW to masturbate without leaving a trail (back  (Read 19399 times)

Fap into a paper towel.
Simple.
a cleaner method would be to fap into something disposable like a paper towel or something
not even three posts away.

Or fap in the shower and have it wash down the drain.

>Go to take a shower
>Get neked
>Turn on water and go to take a shower
>ohgodmyballs.jpg
>cigarette furiously
>about to blow load
>sister opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>mfw cigarette furiously

Or fap in the shower and have it wash down the drain.
"jimmy what's taking so loving long in the shower"

"UHUHUAEUAHH"


Or fap in the shower and have it wash down the drain.
But then you don't get research :panda:

But then you don't get research :panda:
Look at it before you go take a shower.


But then you don't get research :panda:
iPhone with an otter box. Protector sheets of printed out pictures. lamination. think of the possibilities!

"jimmy what's taking so loving long in the shower"
"NOTHING MOM JUST MASTURBATING"




Look at it before you go take a shower.
Imagination.
Nuff said.
Not as good

iPhone with an otter box. Protector sheets of printed out pictures. lamination. think of the possibilities!
No; why would I want to print it out?

buy waterproof laptop
???
profit
Too expensive if they even exist

Not as good
No; why would I want to print it out?
Too expensive if they even exist
THEN KIDNAP A GIRL YOU WANT TO forget AND forget HER IN THE SHOWER