The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2

[ShadowYoshi294]

Because the other thread was too old to bump.

In this thread, you think of a direction(or two, depending on how many objects you want the user to have) for the user below to look in, and whatever is closest/farthest to him in that direction is his...well...whatever you want it to be! The below user must reply and give directions to the user below him, and so on.
Example:

User 1: The object in the rear-right area of you is now your only defense against your psychopathic girlfriend.

User 2: Well, I'm screwed. It's a phone.
The objects to the left and right of you are both the only things you can eat for your entire life.

User Whocaresaboutnumbers: A DSi and a screwdriver.
Blahblahblah
Now, I'd be breaking my own rules if I didn't participate, so...
The object in the frontal-left area of you is now Action 52!

[Ad Bot]

[Jaxx]

water bottle full of chocolate milk
forget.

the object to the right of your mouse is now a replacement for your hand.

[Menen]

My bookshelf is my right hand

The object left of your left foot is now your right foot.

[lolzorz mcgee]

My hat is my right foot.

The object directly behind you is now an NES.  What object of value did you lose?

[Jaxx]

roommate's chair.



the object around your feet is now your most precious object.

[xxxxkill]

Air


The object to your immediate left is now your genitals.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Chair. OH GOD NO.

The object directly in front of you will replace your left leg.

[PowerDag]

chair
how do i chairwalk

object to your immediate right has been stuffed down your pants

[grunterdb1951]

My desk.

The object to your far right is now your richard.

[lolzorz mcgee]

My cat.  OH GOD.
Damn it, now I have a richard again.


Object back-left of you is now your only weapon as you go into war.

[PowerDag]

pillow
i'll just hide under it and hope nobody notices me ;~;

1. move both your hands randomly
2. whatever your hands land on + color of shirt you are wearing (left hand x, right hand y)
3. you are now eating (x)-favoured (color) (y)

[K9 Kid]

I'm eatimg a tan (wooden nightstand) colored "edible new jersey" magazine.
burrito style.

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen
is now your worst nemesis

[Watcher In The Myst]

did not do right, k9, going to one above you

pillow
i'll just hide under it and hope nobody notices me ;~;

1. move both your hands randomly
2. whatever your hands land on + color of shirt you are wearing (left hand x, right hand y)
3. you are now eating (x)-favoured (color) (y)

Leg flavored white laptop

The thing directly infront of you is now a used tampon. What'd you lose

[shyGriff]

my computer

look directly to the left of you
that object is now shrunk to half size

[Kalphiter]

my computer

look directly to the left of you
that object is now shrunk to half size

A Mary night lamp


Look to your right. That object is now rocks.