Author Topic: The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2 (Read 6068 times)

carolcat · September 21, 2012, 03:28:17 PM

my neighbor's SUV
haha im dead

the object to the right of the nearest living object is now holding your friends and family hostage. the nearest wall-mounted object is the ransom.

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ShadowYoshi294 · September 21, 2012, 04:57:50 PM

Okay, I'll pay my window to get my friends and family out of my dad's keyboard.

The object to the right of the nearest gaming console is now an electric projectile heading towards you.

SWAT One · September 21, 2012, 06:19:48 PM

A wall. Dear god no.

Te nearest musical instrument is being shoved into your urethra.

Electrk · September 21, 2012, 06:22:36 PM

A standup bass. Oh god why.
Also, what is it with you and urethras?

The object to the right of the nearest lamp is going to smash into your face repeatedly.

Duhman115 · September 21, 2012, 06:59:47 PM

Quote from: Electrk on September 21, 2012, 06:22:36 PM

A standup bass. Oh god why.
Also, what is it with you and urethras?

The object to the right of the nearest lamp is going to smash into your face repeatedly.

NOOOOO! NOT MY ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY DOLPHIN I GOT AT NCAR!

The must painfull object in your house is now propelled at you(gah i'm too lazy to even proofread my posts this friday :()

ShadowYoshi294 · September 21, 2012, 07:07:03 PM

JASGIDKAHLF
Oh thank god, that knife missed.

The heaviest object near you is now ready to fall on your head.

SWAT One · September 22, 2012, 12:29:45 AM

My desk set (about 600 lbs)

Ouch...

The nearest metal object will be jammed sideways up your nose.

Xinakam · September 22, 2012, 12:38:22 AM

A headphone jack.

The object nearest you on your left is now immovable.

Electrk · September 22, 2012, 01:45:10 AM

Lamp/end table

The object you last touched (not including computer stuff like keyboard and mouse) is now a timebomb ready to explode in 20 seconds.

Duhman115 · September 22, 2012, 10:25:17 AM

Why is there a bomb where my cat's head was?!

The most comfortable thing in your room now belongs to you arch nemesis/hated sibling

nienhaus1 · September 22, 2012, 11:04:32 AM

Quote from: Duhman115 on September 22, 2012, 10:25:17 AM

Why is there a bomb where my cat's head was?!

The most comfortable thing in your room now belongs to you arch nemesis/hated sibling

forget.

The last phone you used, Home or cell, Is now stuck to your ear and you hand is stuck on it also.

Mr.X98 · September 22, 2012, 11:30:59 AM

I'm using a phone right no- OH GOD

The nearest animal is now your nose.

ShadowYoshi294 · September 22, 2012, 11:33:28 AM

Great, now I'm forced to smell a dog's butt for the rest of my life.

The nearest pen is now flying at you at Mach 10.

Electrk · September 22, 2012, 11:48:02 AM

It's a pen... Don't be so specific.

The nearest object less than or equal to 4 inches is now flying at you at Mach 10

Xinakam · September 22, 2012, 11:50:27 AM

7 dice. But really at mach 10, I don't think it matters what it is...

The nearest electrical device other than your computer/mouse/keyboard is now on fire.