Author Topic: The object(s) in this direction is now your... v2 (Read 6042 times)

Mr.X98 · September 22, 2012, 12:30:42 PM

Awwww...I loved that playstation 2...

The object directly above you has fallen on you. (If it is the ceiling, same thing. :) )

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Menen · September 22, 2012, 02:08:45 PM

Its a Ceiling.

The closest object that can hold water is now your stomach

ShadowYoshi294 · September 22, 2012, 04:38:54 PM

A water bottle. Yay, I have a plastic organ!

The nearest animal is now a time bomb that will go off in 3 seconds. The nearest trash can is the only place you can deposit the bomb. How screwed are you?

Blocky943 · September 22, 2012, 04:56:21 PM

The nearest animal is a loooooooooooong way away. The nearest trash can is outside.
I'm not screwed whatsoever.

Your nearest user is time and space, and to reply you must rip them.

jarelash · September 22, 2012, 05:03:47 PM

._.

The biggest object in your living room is launched at you high-speed and the object left from your left hand is the only thing that can save you. What chances do you got to survive?

Blocky943 · September 22, 2012, 05:05:51 PM

Quote from: jarelash on September 22, 2012, 05:03:47 PM

Lamp...stuffstuffstuffstuff....

Who's Lamp?

OT: My TV is about to get rammed up my ass at high speed and Air can stop it.

Oh piss.

jarelash · September 22, 2012, 05:08:07 PM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 22, 2012, 05:05:51 PM

Who's Lamp?

Lol, i didn't notice. I looked at another post that i thought said something about the object above is on fire...

SWAT One · September 22, 2012, 07:30:12 PM

Quote from: Blocky943 on September 22, 2012, 05:05:51 PM

Who's

Whose*

ShadowYoshi294 · September 22, 2012, 07:43:34 PM

...Can I take your orders?

The farthest object to your left other than a wall is now a butterfly knife. Wait, why is it floating?

Menen · September 22, 2012, 08:09:11 PM

My Door is now a Butterfly knife.

The closest electrical device is now a robot. It's weapon is what the item is.

Xinakam · September 22, 2012, 08:14:14 PM

There's a robot hitting me with a drawing tablet :/

The program who's icon is in the bottom left of your screen will never work again.

Menen · September 22, 2012, 08:16:44 PM

Quote from: Xinakam on September 22, 2012, 08:14:14 PM

There's a robot hitting me with a drawing tablet :/

The program who's icon is in the bottom left of your screen will never work again.

People have Icons on their desktop? Weirdos.

The farthest item that is the color red is now flying at you on fire.

Can you get out of the way?

Electrk · September 22, 2012, 08:17:17 PM

A book...
Maybe I could get out of the way.

You and the person of the opposite gender you last talked to now have to re-populate the earth (you are the last people on the planet).

Comatose · September 22, 2012, 10:25:01 PM

Me and my friend.

That wouldn't be bad.

The nearest knife is at your throat.

Duhman115 · September 22, 2012, 11:40:52 PM

Quote from: Comatose on September 22, 2012, 10:25:01 PM

Me and my friend.

That wouldn't be bad.

The nearest knife is at your throat.

Hmm, what's my mothers breadknife do in my roo-* GAHK GCCK kool kids klub GAHHHH

The nearest , largest object near you is on top of your head, about to fall down assuming it doesn't squash you.

What of value(other than you) was lost?