Stupid stuff that teachers say.

[Darkmaster20]

Spracken's a dirty bastard that what he is

Goddamnit, Spracken! You owe me moneh! D:<

[Ad Bot]

[Sami2ss]

"OW STOP HURTING ME STOP IT"

so annoying >:(

[Blockzillahead]

"Hear that bell? You're late. The bell rang it means you should be in class. I don't make the rules"



Later: "Sit down. I dismiss you not the bell"

[Jalenharvey]

this.

[Darkmaster20]

snip

this.

7th grade history class in a nutshell.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

During study hall me and a few friends were talking about how owls move their eyes, and we decided to try it.
"STOP MOVING YOUR EYES LIKE THAT GO TAKE A TIME OUT"
8th grade ftw

[Night Fox]

speaking of...



one of my classmates in English 10 wrote an essay about legalizing marijuana
the teacher agreed with him

[Darkness ZXW]

speaking of...

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one of my classmates in English 10 wrote an essay about legalizing marijuana
the teacher agreed with him

if you make a proper outline, paragraphs well written, and over five pages, they'll let you turn in an essay on why we should eat stuff and rice every day.

[Anti-Block]

the only problem i have with some of my teachers is that they're sort of a bore

[LordoftheUnclean]

>Get pantsed in class right in front of the teacher

>Yell JESUS CHRIST in surprise

>teacher yells at me for inappropriate language

I swear to god, sometimes I really do want to strangle my teachers.

[Mister Cheese]

Most of my teachers for Freshman year have been awesome so far, they're all funny and know who's in the wrong...

Except for my Band teacher, but then again, maybe it's cause she's pregnant.

[Beachbum]

speaking of...



one of my classmates in English 10 wrote an essay about legalizing marijuana
the teacher agreed with him

as my final english project, i wrote a 15 page thesis on the positive and negative effects of marijuana on the; economy, the human body, and the world around us.

The teacher (I'm just gonna throw this out there, his name was Mr.Garfunkle. Dopest name for a teacher ever) graded it and gave me an A- on it. My principle read it and decided that I had to re-write the final paper on a different subject because "The subject of marijuana is too controversial, we don't want to go against our strict no-drug policy"

I re-wrote it on how twisted the US school and government systems are. god i wish i still had that paper. ;-;

[Bester Bageler]

http://www.quickmeme.com/Unhelpful-High-School-Teacher/
There is a meme for this.

All my teachers seem like alot of those.

[Mister Cheese]

as my final english project, i wrote a 15 page thesis on the positive and negative effects of marijuana on the; economy, the human body, and the world around us.

The teacher (I'm just gonna throw this out there, his name was Mr.Garfunkle. Dopest name for a teacher ever) graded it and gave me an A- on it. My principle read it and decided that I had to re-write the final paper on a different subject because "The subject of marijuana is too controversial, we don't want to go against our strict no-drug policy"

I re-wrote it on how twisted the US school and government systems are. god i wish i still had that paper. ;-;

It shouldn't matter whether or not it's controversial or not.
I mean, if I write an essay on abortion for my Honors 9 English class, it shouldn't just get thrown out because it has the subject of abortion.

Though I think the 2nd topic you made is funnier. :P

[Alyx Vance]

Well this isn't my teacher but my bus driver.

You can eat, have something to drink, and other stuff like that (I heard you can get away with smoking as well) without getting in trouble but when you aren't sitting down right he gets onto you...