Homework Excuses

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Well, its a new school year and we all need excuses. It can be a silly and/or a hilarious excuse.
Go.

I'm sorry teacher, I fapped so much yesterday I forgot about homework and though about something... else...

[Ad Bot]

[Communist²]

i didn't do my homework because i was too loving lazy

[*FacePalm*]

i died last night so i couldn't do my homework

[Nickelob Ultra]

We don't have excuses lol.  We just say "I don't have it" or "I didn't do it".  Excuses just waste time.

[BanishedLetters]

I just dont do my homework because lazy.

Although last night I was up pretty late making up for my procrastination.

[Mr.X98]

My bearded dragon ate it. 

[setro2]

i trapped my homework and now it's my love slave

[Grassy]

Mine and Adz' answer:
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Grassy: "I raped it."
Teacher: "... and you?"
Adz: "Chocolate, Coca-Cola and shagging your wife"

[Mr.X98]

Mine and Adz' answer:
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Grassy: "I raped it."
Teacher: "... and you?"
Adz: "Chocolate, Coca-Cola and shagging your wife"

Tell Adz I said this (My RTB isnt working): "O_O"

[Eeposs]

doge ate it.

[BubbaGum]

Blame it on depression.

[AQuietBadger]

Adz

oh god that guy

OT: i left it at home (GO HOME AND DO IT AND TURN IT IN NEXT DAY)

[Grassy]

Tell Adz I said this (My RTB isnt working): "O_O"

Grassy: Adz.
Adz: Cnai help you?
Grassy: Mr.X: "O_O"
Adz: BISH Y U NU PRT 3!?

Done.

[The Auditor]

it grew legs and walked away

[BubbaGum]

My bearded dragon ate it. 

Hey I have one of those!