I have a new religion.

[tkepahama]

snorkels don't work when you're completely underwater

That's what they want you to think.

[Ad Bot]

[Mikoyan]

305 foot snorkel

[xxxxkill]

Collapses under the pressure
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
BECAUSE YOUR GOD ISN'T ORCA
BUT ORCA WILL SAVE
ORCA WILL DELIVER

[Jerkface]

The best part is, this religion doesn't require your charity money!

He doesn't need your filthy paper money!  He doesn't need anything except your love!

[Electrk]

Upon the fall of the moon
must Holy Ones congregate
two cubits, with marginal excess,
beneath the ocean
for the exchange of dialect
and contrivance


-Book of Orca 3:40

[Cool Boi]

Upon the fall of the moon
must Holy Ones congregate
two cubits, with marginal excess,
beneath the ocean
for the exchange of dialect
and contrivance


-Book of Orca 3:40

Can I still keep a snorkel?

[Menen]

What is this?

[tkepahama]

What is this?

Spaghetti Monster.

[Tømpson]

Orca tags?

ORCAThompsonORCA

[Electrk]

Can I still keep a snorkel?

The assistance of breath may be thought of as a prospect of evasion
But even such an apparatus does not impede the betrayer's end...

-Book of Orca 11:3

[Jerkface]

...and God told Moses, "Build me a big ass boat, and shove horny animals onto it because forget evolution and logic!"

So... Moses did as he was told. 

When the great flood came rolling in... surfing atop of the magnificent devastation was the Orca Lord.  The Orca Lord came down on Moses and converted him to the better religion.  Moses agreed, and released all of the animals into the wonderful ocean to thrive and become one with their new God!

Moses soon realized that he missed the scheduled meeting due to having to go back home for his forgotten swim trunks.

[Electrk]

...and God told Moses, "Build me a big ass boat, and shove horny animals onto it because forget evolution and logic!"

So... Moses did as he was told. 

When the great flood came rolling in... surfing atop of the magnificent devastation was the Orca Lord.  The Orca Lord came down on Moses and converted him to the better religion.  Moses agreed, and released all of the animals into the wonderful ocean to thrive and become one with their new God!

Moses soon realized that he missed the scheduled meeting due to having to go back home for his forgotten swim trunks.

I don't like that story

[Harm94]

So are we worship aquatic mammals such as dolphins, propoise, whale, narwhal, ect? Or just the almighty orca?

[Jerkface]

It's in the bible, kid.  I don't make the rules, I only enforce 'em pal.

I don't choose what happens in the past, I only retell 'em.  I can't help what God did.

You calling me a liar?  Eh?!

So are we worship aquatic mammals such as dolphins, propoise, whale, narwhal, ect? Or just the almighty orca?

The Orca Lord.

[GenaralSkar]

This thread. This thread is the reason I love the internet.