I have a new religion.

[Electrk]

Those bereft of Orca—misguided as they are—must be taught of the Lord, lest they find themselves among the wet sands and their inhabitants, their souls forever tainted and ignorant.

-Book of Orca 4:6

[Ad Bot]

[Jerkface]

Say those holy words, brotha'!  Say those honey-filled things like there ain't no tomorra'!

Amen!

[Mega-Bear]

Let there be fish!

-Book of Orca 1:3

[LOL :D]

Let's all pray to Orca.

Dear Heavenly Orca, we thank you for all that we have, bless our loved ones, and help us lead a good life.
In Orca's name we pray, Amen.

[Swat 3]

Praise the Orca!

[The Titanium]

The forget is this?
It's just some morons sitting around pretending to pray to a loving shark Killer Whale, sorry.
This is one of the many reasons I don't have faith in humanity anymore...




By the way you're all stupid.


~Book of Blocky943

haHAHAHAHAA

GET IT

[Mute]

Those bereft of Orca--misguided as they are--must be taught of the Lord, lest they find themselves among the wet sands and their inhabitants, their souls forever tainted and ignorant.

-Book of Orca 4:6

This is going in my signature.

[The Titanium]

This is going in my signature.

Wait! You must purify its syntax with the almighty em dash: —

[Electrk]

Questioning Orca is questioning benevolence.
Questioning benevolence is questioning Orca.

-Book of Orca 2:30

[Mute]

Wait! You must purify its syntax with the almighty em dash: —

Teach me the ways of the dash.

[The Titanium]

You must take the talons of the Spurned and predate upon the heathenous -- lines plighting the text.

His Finned Excellency would not be pleased to see such errors in His holy text. Clearly treacherous heathens like Blocky943, who pollute the world with plasticine dark magic, are to blame.

[Mute]

You must take the talons of the Spurned and predate upon the heathenous -- lines plighting the text.

His Finned Excellency would not be pleased to see such errors in His holy text. Clearly treacherous heathens like Blocky943, who pollute the world with plasticine dark magic, are to blame.

of course! Is it not what Lord Orca has taught us?

[Jerkface]

You know, I've read the book twice, and the part with the orphanage gets me riled up each time I read it.

Why couldn't Lord Orca save Sarah?  Was it really too late for her to stop eating those fish?

Shameful disobedience.

[IkeTheGeneric]

What is this beautiful creature

and where has it been all my life.......

[Mega-Bear]

You know, I've read the book twice, and the part with the orphanage gets me riled up each time I read it.

Why couldn't Lord Orca save Sarah?  Was it really too late for her to stop eating those fish?

Shameful disobedience.

Agreed. To quote the Book of Orca in response to the disaster:

Thou shalt not let the indulgence of fish consumption end the lives of thou or any other man.

-Book of Orca 1:4

Sarah was so young, too.