Author Topic: A fleshlight and a vibrator for you and your partner to forget across the world.  (Read 7730 times)

http://www.lovepalz.com/

its a virtual love toy for you and your partner, the fleshlight for males detects the speed of your manly man thrusts and sends it to the woman's vibrator, the vibrator moves at the same speed as your snake, the vibrator detects how tight dat pusillanimous individual is and sends the information to the fleshlight, tightening it to match.

this is the future of long distance relationships, people.






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1. We are here because we are rejected by Kickstarter and we believe our product is so amazing that the world has to see it.

ok.

long distance relationships/e-dating.
Or Curtis and Alisha in misfits.



this will revolutionize internet cybering

What if the woman put her vibrator in a metal clamp and tightened it?
Would the tightness be enough to injure the man's snake?

It DID say the tightness is matched with the man's toy.



Hey, now e-maxx and bubbagum can forget each other. :cookieMonster: