Author Topic: why is the devil considered evil if he punishes evil-doers?  (Read 3593 times)

what if

satan is actually god but made sure in all human understanding their roles were switched



with fruit

and mustard
ok mister lets get 1 thing straight fruit is good stuff ok idk about you but lemons are good stuff you just say they must be of satan caus they are the fruit you always see in research films or something

mustards ok too

and knowledge!
at least whoever wrote this stuff could foretell its undoing.

I'm not sure what this means.
that's a problem, but not necessarily my problem.

ok mister lets get 1 thing straight fruit is good stuff ok idk about you but lemons are good stuff you just say they must be of satan caus they are the fruit you always see in research films or something

mustards ok too

lemons were created so that satan could easily persuade people to sin, but they found out that the lemons were demonic so

Whats going on here?
All I keep seeing is arguing if fruits and stuff is evil.

at least whoever wrote this stuff could foretell its undoing.
that's a problem, but not necessarily my problem.
It seems like you tried  to be some kinda smartass in the comment there so I'll reply to it best I can.

Subjective maturity is all that matters when talking to people with opinions.

And you lost me at maturity of the human condition I'm not even sure if that is a legitimate phrase.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 10:10:21 PM by Aces »

lemons were created so that satan could easily persuade people to sin, but they found out that the lemons were demonic so
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

you were supposed to make lemonaid

lemonaid is the tears of the sinful

I like lemons guys.
Am I evil?

lemons were created so that satan could easily persuade people to sin, but they found out that the lemons were demonic so
nno

people just think there bad cause they are yellow and so they look like pee so they are the fruit you always see in research flicks ok people have defiled the true meaning oif the lemon

you were supposed to make lemonaid

lemonaid is the tears of the sinful
I'm gonna make a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! How do you like that!

I like lemons guys.
Am I evil?
no your not dont worry about it


nno

people just think there bad cause they are yellow and so they look like pee so they are the fruit you always see in research flicks ok people have defiled the true meaning oif the lemon
I'm gonna make a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! How do you like that!
no your not dont worry about it

i would rather die from a burst of sinners tears than a bullet

you were supposed to make lemonaid

lemonaid is the tears of the sinful
Oh, I was considering burning somebody's house down after having multiple engineers invent a combustable lemon.









But that works too, I guess.



nno

people just think there bad cause they are yellow and so they look like pee so they are the fruit you always see in research flicks ok people have defiled the true meaning oif the lemon
I'm gonna make a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! How do you like that!
no your not dont worry about it
FFF-

you were supposed to make lemonaid

lemonaid is the tears of the sinful
How to have delicious summer drinks:
 - Find someone
 - Make them murder their parents
 - Tell them they are a sinner
 - Collect their tears

nno

people just think there bad cause they are yellow and so they look like pee so they are the fruit you always see in research flicks ok people have defiled the true meaning oif the lemon
I'm gonna make a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! How do you like that!
no your not dont worry about it
c:
Yay I'm not evil.

brb breaking all 10 commandments. (I broke quite I few already)